Cheaky

Somalian Shooter
Since 1968

OFF - NFS

[Purgatory @PurgatoryRs]

Cleaned up the wilderness tonight with a clean fight first against DR and then against VR. Bulliedfrogs and BC joined together🤡(very awkward btw) to try and end our fight and got demoralized!

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

IT’S NOT ENOUGH THAT @Vengeance_OSRS SPENT THEIR SUNDAY TRIP GETTING BULLIED BY A PURE CLAN, THEY’VE JUST NOW KICKED THEIR JULY MOTM FOR SPYING LMFAO! AT THIS RATE, THERE WONT BE ANY MEMBERS LEFT TO KICK. A NEW ALL TIME LOW FOR THE WORST MED CLAN IN HISTORY.

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

NOW THAT WE'VE KILLED THE MED SCENE, THE UNCONTESTED KINGS JUST DON'T STOP MAKING EASY COIN. THIS IS WHY WE'RE THE ORIGINAL MONEY CLAN. 💰

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

TONIGHT WE HOPPED ON FOR OUR PREPPED EVENT AND AFTER 2 HOURS, FOUND OURSELVES UP 300M FROM MACING! ON THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM, @Vengeance_OSRS FOUND THEMSELVES DOWN 3-0, LOSING TO @ResurgenceRS IN CWA! CONGRATS ON LAST PLACE SQUIDWARD!

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

It has been MONTHS since @Vengeance_OSRS has pulled over 20! To make matters worse, for the second night in a row, they were bullied & cleared by @fate! Meanwhile the #1 UNCONTESTED med clan went macing for some quick buck. Don't worry Squidward, it'll all be over soon!🏁🏎️

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

Since we've killed @Vengeance_OSRS, we've had a bit of free time on our hands! Never not winning 👑 #maxcape

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

WHILE @Vengeance_OSRS WENT ON TO HAVE A 4 MAN PK TRIP YESTERDAY (NO MEME) WE HAD BACK TO BACK CWA's VS @OSRS_VR AND @DYNASTY. WE SNAGGED THE WIN BOTH FIGHTS AND CALLED IT A DAY. LET'S SEE IF @Vengeance_OSRS's EMERGENCY RANK MEETING YESTERDAY HELPED THEM FIND THE SPY (IT DID NOT)!

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

AFTER YEARS OF ABUSE AND BLATANTLY LYING TO THEIR MEMBERS @Vengeance_OSRS IS NEARING THE END OF THE ROAD. COUNTLESS RANKS HAVE LEFT AND MANY MEMBERS+ HAVE SPIED! THEY'RE ALL OUT OF EXCUSES. THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO ⚰️

https://t.co/inLVJka0w2

[Cheaky @RsCheaky]

@EliteZerks @Vengeance_OSRS https://t.co/STDhqB5PSu

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

Not only did we Pk all week uncontested in Est and make BANK, we repeatedly ran our broken victim dogs @Vengeance_OSRS out of the wild! This is probably why leader to be @smished left Veng to join the main scene! (Amongst MANY other reasons we will soon be shedding light on!)

[Cheaky @RsCheaky]

@EliteZerks @Vengeance_OSRS https://t.co/jJfBNGE1u6

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

AFTER YEARS OF SUFFERING AND BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY 'DICTATOR ZEWY' AKA SQUIDWARD, LEADER SMISHED HAS DECIDED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL. AS A KIND GESTURE TO HIM MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, WE WILL BE DROPPING SOMETHING DETRIMENTAL TO @Vengeance_OSRS TO HELP HIM MOVE ON.👀

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

This fine early Sunday afternoon, we fought @Forsaken in a 55 def cap single spell CWA. After a tough R1 loss, we refocused and snagged the 2-1 win. Thanks for the fight and clean action. It's coming home btw 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

CLEAN FIGHT WITH @AC TONIGHT FOR NEARLY 45 MINUTES, BEFORE @BC AND @DR WON THE WORST CRASH ATTEMPT OF 2021 AWARD. AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD THE BALLS TO SHOW UP, UNLIKE OUR "RIVALS" @Vengeance_OSRS & @ResurgenceRS 😂

[Cheaky @RsCheaky]

@EliteZerks @vsmished https://t.co/jJfBNGE1u6

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

TERRIBLE LEADERSHIP DECISIONS BY @VSMISHED🤡 LED TO YET ANOTHER FAILURE OF A PREP AGAINST RESURGENCE. DESPITE HAVING AN AC (PLAYDOGS) ON STANDBY WE STILL MANAGED TO HAVE MORE. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T EGG US ON TO HIT YOU WHEN YOUR MEMBERS CRY BECAUSE OF THE CONSEQUENCES 🤣

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

FULL POV OF @VENGEANCE_OSRS AND @ResurgenceRS GETTING WIPED OFF THE MAP CAN BE FOUND BELOW. ENJOY THE AUDIO LEAK OF SQUIDWARD "ZEWY" ADMITTING SPY INFESTATION! https://t.co/PPzUEfR4jo

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

AN AWFUL "ANNIVERSARY" FOR THE TEAL HAT CLOWNS. DESPITE ONSLAUGHT, @Vengeance_OSRS & RAGE HOLDING HANDS (WE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND!) THEY WERE SIMULTANEOUSLY FARMED AND ECHOED! WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!

[Elite Zerks @EliteZerks]

THERE'S A REASON @Vengeance_OSRS & @ResurgenceRS FORMED A MERGED CWA TEAM. THEY KNOW THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPETE AGAINST US, DESPITE ALL THEIR EFFORTS! AFTER OUR CWA FIGHT, WE DECIDED TO PAY OUR VICTIMS A VISIT IN THE WILD TO REMIND THEM. EMBARRASSING! PM A RANK TO SPY!

[Cheaky @RsCheaky]

@EliteZerks Was fun fight, shame they needed 2 cheat the last round... gf's