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Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.

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@cheetah might want to stock up on these ! 🐆

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@theraleighwill Pubmed

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Russell Wilson

W̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ *second worst @SUBWAY spokesman of all time.

#itsspicy #Chiefs

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@TandTAg That things awesome, happy bday Walt!

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@landahoy14 @Flo_Y_D

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@HardFactorWill CC: @BarstoolBigCat

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@marty_mush 269

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Total arrests from the parade/rally area today: 5
2 from police pursuit on route
1 on a horse
1 at Union Station
1 belligerent guy who fell out of a tree
Well done, #ChiefsKingdom!
#chiefsparade

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@marty_mush @Mathieu_Era would like a word .

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@SamMcDowell11

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@Chiefs @ToonsChicago is hands down the best place to watch a game outside of Arrowhead .

[Barstool Kansas State @BarstoolKState]

#SabermetricStatOfTheDay Oklahoma has lost their next road game every time their Sooner Schooner wagon has toppled over.

Last time it happened?
1993

The team they lost to in 1993?
Kansas State 😈

@OUBarstool #TrashTalkTuesday

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@MaggieJordanACN Cecilia

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@Flo_Y_D Fake news . Paula wouldn’t be caught dead on unsalted butter