Rachel Wyatt

probably the only one on the dance floor. just trying to make it to medical school. global health. classical music

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

When someone’s on your favorite treadmill at the gym

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

@EastBayBruce She was dead serious! I said “I hope you don’t put that on your food” and she just stared at me 😂

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

We are in an advanced chem class and this girl literally just tried to say NaOH was salt.. I’m done 😂

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Nothing better than hearing “hello this is your captain speaking” and it’s a woman 💪🏼

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

When are we going to get USB ports as a standard part of flying?! Give us what we really want @ all airlines

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Idk why my Amazon suggested purchases are all of a sudden baby items but imma need it to quit 🤦🏼‍♀️ 😂

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

@_jordiey_ Once I found that Adam had been using mine as a “shower toothbrush” and his as a sink tooth brush 🤦🏼‍♀️ why are boys gross

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Update: he found it in someone’s office 😂

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

It’s 930 on a Monday and Adam has already let me know he’s lost his wedding ring- in the snow, in the trees behind a building 🙃

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Trying to miss the pot holes in this town is seriously like playing Mario brothers but way less fun 🙃

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Adam and I just did snowy donuts in an abandoned parking lot. Marriage is the best.

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

It’s -12 degrees outside and the weather app says it feels like -38 AND THEY ARE NOT WRONG 🥶🥶

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

When you book a flight under your maiden name on accident and have to sit on hold with customer service for 17301710 years 🙃

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Tbh I gotta know is it a requirement for your face to look like this to work at the DMV because I swear I’ve never had a friendly person help me.

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

When my watch commends me for having an active day and closing the ring and all I did was it in the car for 11 hours 🤨

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

I forgot his name... -Adam

Babe. His name is Adam. - me

😂

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

If someone takes the time out of their day to see you don’t sit with your face in your phone.

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

“We should have brought Oscar everyone else brought their kids...” - me @ every Christmas party

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

When your 👌🏼 close to figuring out an issue with customer service and it disconnects and you have to re call, be on hold, and re-explain the problem ALL. OVER. AGAIN. 🤬

[Rachel Wyatt @RSDavison95]

Crawling back in bed after making cupcakes at 2am