@mrkellyclarkson Hello, I was wondering if you were willing to help me. You see I have 12 children trapped in my basement and I’m starting to run out of room for all of them. If you could lend me space to fit more children I will reward you greatly. Thank you and have a great day #iloveblindbabys
@GonaldJ@EddieHearn@AnEsonGib@jakepaul Yay your a professional faggot now. I’m so proud of you. I hope a 900 pound black man sucks your penis off like a high powered vacuum.
@Apple I just found out that the IPhone 11 came out today and for that design you should honestly go fuck yourself with a rusty spork. I’m done with your bullshit. Shenis out
@GarbonzoD @ericandre Ummmm I thought you were never gonna ask. I’ll meet you in ten minutes wearing a gorilla suit with the no no square cut out, and I’ll be holding a small Asian child in my right arm. I’ll be waiting patiently outside of your hotel room
@mcgrady_e@ericandre I like you Muriel, your good, too good. I’m willing to make a proposal to you Muriel. You, me, and mini golf for 9 1/2 hours. You down??
My fursona is definitely that of a turkey vulture #suckmesideways#my.father.left.me.as.a.small.child.and.ever.since.that.day.my.life.has.been.one.long.excruciating.road.and.the.pain.i.feel.inside.is.that.unlike.none.other.so.remember.god.is.a.lie.and.death.is.inevitable.fuckers