PrisonMime

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@ChefReactions Everything they do sucks and is gross

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Bro, you can’t say “Japanese Onslaught” this close to December 7th

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Also worth noting: the jams mostly suck!

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Why did we all agree, at some point, that every country needs a national song?

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Why did we all agree, at some point, that every country needs a national song?

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Saw some kid rockin an RSL kit in the crowd at QatvSui just now 😎

Too bad it was the blue/red zebra kit…the crest is the same.

Good enough.

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So glad Dest was selected

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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@Brady_Quinn They’d better be free if the US lose!

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@Freedom_Cards @MaxBretosSports Lol

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lol at US Soccer

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@PaulTenorio @tombogert Last I checked you can snag one on eBay for a cool 5 hundo

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@royalriothayden

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@Gilbino_81 @miundyinglove @EricHeggie Ok

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@ClaretCobalt This is crazy

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@ShinKicker13 @royalriothayden The current player pool is full of entitled divas that seem to lack passion and commitment.
Luna turns that on its head.
Leaving him off the roster is a commitment to business as usual and BAU hasn’t been good enough for a while now IMO

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@FiredUpCoug That is a very pretty bird. Can you help me identify this one?

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@tombogert This is so epic…I hate it

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@DaveMcNamee3000

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@saltcityfc @TannerJPlummer

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Solans!!! What a FUCKING goal!