Martijn

Age: 27. I do not play RS much anymore. Fuck cancer. Pogonotrophy expert. C:

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

I accidentally pressed screenshot too soon in my excitement so I only have this one :p BUT I MAXED!

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

We want to thank everyone for the amazing reactions to the sad news of Martijn passing away this morning. The sheer amount of people responding to this is simply unbelievable.
-The family

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

@hollyshikari That would have been amazing but have fun in Disneyland! ❤

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

@beccypoo_ Yeah they invited literally my entire friends list haha. They're the best. Would have been great to see you but that sea in the way sucks.

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

My friends actually organised a mini festival for me. I'm completely speechless. Flabbergasted.

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If you want to know what I looked like when I was 15, look bottom right (sitting). We had a sports tournament (Korfball, typically Dutch sport) with family teams (and one non-family member due to player shortage).

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Released from hospital yesterday, back with the same complaints today (very low energy, probably not enough salt in my blood).

Salty part of the RS community, pass me some of that salt please.

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Woman in the hospital bed next to mine attempted suicide y'day while in a psychosis of some kind, can't remember a thing & is now in denial. She keeps asking why she has all these bruises + broken leg/arm. They keep telling her she jumped off the stairs.

"Impossible! No!"

Sad.

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@hollyshikari Already got some!

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The doctor just advised me to eat ice cream. Neat. I've had worse doctor's advice.

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

Went out for lunch with 3 of my cousins and my cousin's daughter Bowi. Was fun :)

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

Asked my dad to bring me some lemon flavoured tea bags. He came home with 4 packs of lemon flavoured iced tea. Good going, dad.

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Since yesterday, I got some wheels to help me get around on longer distances. (Featuring my cousin Emma and a statue)

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Als he doesn't do subtle and non-subtle hints. "I have to go out the door now" doesn't even work...

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Was supposed to go out the door with my dad for a quick errand 30 minutes ago, but my dad's boss called and that man can fucking talk and talk and talk...

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@MissLionessRS Unfortunately I think she is too demented to understand, or at least remember...

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Update 2: She was moved back because they needed the private room for a more emergency patient. In a boy cried wolf scenario, the nurses ignore her except for checking up on her every 30-60 minutes or so. "Nuuuurse! Nuuuurse!" https://t.co/n1Leb6876D

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Update: she was moved to another, private room so that the rest of us can actually get some sleep. https://t.co/Be8ingL2sO

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@sebiwane That's literally how I met my ex 5 years ago - we shared a hospital room. I was 22, she was 21. Was fun. :)

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So it turns out that my hospital roommate very nearly bled to death due to internal bleeding this morning. Was a tad chaotic to say the least.

[Martijn @RSMartijn]

@StSquiggy Yeah doing okay - my permanent drain in my belly is just blocked and they can't fix it till morning

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Update: she was moved to another, private room so that the rest of us can actually get some sleep. https://t.co/Be8ingL2sO

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New hospital roommate. 90+ year old woman. She keeps forgetting that she should press the button and instead keeps yelling "nuuuurse!". Which wouldn't have been too bad, but she calls for the nurse for small things literally less than a minute after the nurse leaves... annoying.