Rachel Stawecki

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Did you also have kids in your middle school that would make up wild and easily disprovable lies for no reason? Like somebody would bring Spaghetti-Os for lunch and they’d be like “actually Chef Boyardee was my great grandfather.”

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@allyrene7 Hahahahaha oh my gosh. Another BTR and Cody Simpson concert in our future?!??!!

[ً @taIIant]

No one:

My dog bringing me a random stick it found outside:

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@Amoran971 @tiffyleigh19 SO ACCURATE HAHAHAHAHA

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

who would win:

the us military

or

that one kid in third grade who wouldn’t stop licking his lips and always had a red ring around his mouth

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@GlombowskiLiz Us coming back in from the bus stop.....

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

Innocent child: *dies in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory*

Oompa Loompas:

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@GlombowskiLiz @hoegenic ME 😭😭😭😭😭

[b.b @benoobrown]

me on a diet:
breakfast: fruit
lunch: chicken salad
dinner:

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@T_Down03 WOO

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@T_Down03 Playing it on repeat right now

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@T_Down03 824 is

[Rachel Stawecki @RStawecki]

@bro_hayes Tried this once... couldn’t even make it through a day and ended up making noodles for dinner 🙄😂