paulrjohnson

Bartender/mixologist with a bombshell wife and a wild baby. Looking for great cocktails, real wit, and reconnecting with friends.

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#doctorwho "never get into a space ship with a madman; didn't anyone ever
teach you that?" Don't tend bar for them either. #TwoE Bar

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@merylnyc #my6yearold The kid is listening to Obama doing stand up at press dinner, asking why each joke is funny.

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Watching #WHCD #nerdprom with #mysixyearold He wants to know why or why not each of Obama's jokes are funny. Then he cracks up. @RSVPaul

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@chrislhayes @merylnyc @allinwithchris Same can be said for the "dark skinned man" BS on CNN, who so richly deserved your foot up their ass.

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@chrislhayes @merylnyc @allinwithchris Editors are multitask geniuses! You dissected the TSA story last year like a reverse "Wag The Dog."

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#my6yearold While playing with his Transformers mini-figures: "Evil will never win! Because evil is a raw peanut."

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#my6yearold "In my dream my tummy roared me awake."

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#my6yearold "mommy, you know how you can't see yourself but you can see the world around you. I could see myself in a dream."

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#my6yearold "mommy, when I sit on your lap like this it makes my shadow look fat."

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#my6yearold On war: "that's your opinion, daddy. I think cleaning up is the worst thing in the world."

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‏@RSVPaul #my6yearold "As long as you have a good imagination, you can accomplish anything".

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Emperor Norton I, America's only royalty, supreme ruler of the US from 1859-1880. He is our Don Quixote (only non-fiction).

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Cheers to every bartender who puts herbs in a simple syrup, who infuses his own flavor to vodka, and doesn't EVER mind being laughed at.

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The jewel at table 12 just took a picture of my cappuccino. I feel so good.

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From Jon Steward: "where 9 Supreme Justices enjoyed gay oral!........arguments."

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#my6yearold On reincarnation: "I believe in starfish. I could wake up as a starfish underwater."

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"Die Another Day" the worst Bond movie ever. Foil satellite that shoots sunshine, scrubbing DNA, surfing. I'm rooting for the villain.

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Transformer toys are like little militaristic rubick's cubes. Remarkably rewarding for adults, insultingly complex for #my6yearold.

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State of (fiscal) Emergency declared in Detroit by Gov Rick Scott. Now 1/2 of black Michiganders cannot vote due to EMA from governor.