🚨🗣️ Bastian Schweinsteiger on whether Manchester City have surpassed Manchester United in impact on English football:
“How can you expect me to take a club seriously that scored their first Champions League goal in 2011” (laughs)
Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.
I’ll spare you an awful read:
Annabel is English and she’s spent 3 years in Italy without learning one word of Italian, then she goes on an interview and laments people wouldn’t speak English in Italy.
Annabel, why won’t they speak Italian to me if i go to England?
🇯🇵 A video showcases how everything in Japan contains some type of pork and that all drinks are "haram".
I agree... Japan is very haram. There is pork in the water, in the air, everywhere you look.. just pork. 🐖 Please don't come to Japan.
I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh.
I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret.
I watched this go on for two stops.
Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands.
I opened it.
Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.”
At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten.
I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response.
I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.”
The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air.
Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile.
I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself.
That’s the Japan I always remember.
This feels less like a failure of Italy and more like a failure of judgment.
Moving to a rural part of a foreign country with a young family, praising its beauty, cheap rent, free childcare, warm people, and better quality of life.
Then, deciding to leave because bureaucracy was annoying, Catholic culture felt too strong, and learning the language was too hard.
That is a confession that you wanted the rewards of another civilization without paying the price of entering it.
If you cannot adapt to the language, the customs, or the pace of the place, the problem is not that the country failed you.
The problem is that you mistook tourism with better weather for belonging.
🚨🗣️ Ryan Giggs: “Another sign of a good manager is the team that he LEAVES behind.
“Ruben Amorim took a lot of stick for the way that he played, I didn't ENJOY watching it.
“But actually I think some of his signings have been GOOD and I think we're now seeing that, so even though his legacy probably isn't great with results and performances.
“Actually for a long time now, he's probably left the club and the players that he got out. He’s left the club in a pretty good place.” #MUFC [@RioMeets]
Ormai lo sanno in tutto il mondo che zingari e immigrati ti rapinano di tutto a Milano. E se ti va bene, non ti becchi la coltellata alla gola da parte di qualche maranza.
Ma se te ne lamenti, sei razzista.
Fatti derubare in silenzio.