Taylor

Sometimes I use Twitter. Teeth advocate. Pro-Floss, Anti-Cavity. Regularly fighting off a dad-bod.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

*puts on Calvin Klien underwear*

*checks for abs*

Damn you misleading advertisements.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@NathanClimb They are paying me as well. I’m legally changing my name to Verizon 5G to be a living ad.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

Hey does anyone know if they are using Verizon 5G technology to show the parade?

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@dleroyw 😂😂😂😂

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@NathanClimb I knew you’d come through!

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

I want to be hit with a tranquilizer blow dart, go down hard and fast but into something soft. I want to be out for like eight - twelve hours and wake up on a tropical island surrounded by friends and everyone yells “surprise!”.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@NathanClimb

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

Set boundaries and trust with skepticism. Audacity is at an all time high folks.

[AsapSCIENCE @AsapSCIENCE]

Put it in the MoMA

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Governor Mike DeWine acknowledges setback in the last couple of weeks, but reinforces easy schedule means Browns still in playoff mix.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@Woogiewaugh My only question is, why did you ever stop?

[Anthony Moore @AllThatandMoore]

Trump: Don’t mail in your vote. Vote in person

Trump when he doesn’t have any mail-in ballots:

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@FixFixari Chipotle

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of Fire

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

My world’s on fire, how bout yours?

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Every time #Browns

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@duckbear31 RIP that guys sack.

[Taylor @RT_Landgraf]

@duckbear31 Motorcycles are bad kids. They are real cool until they are suddenly real un cool.