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[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

REASONS WHY I SUPPORT TUTAM:

1. Statehouse allocation increased by Kes 6.8 billion to Kes 13.64 billion from Kes 3.98 billion, a 100.6% increase. Meanwhile, hospitals lacked drugs, doctors, nurses and therapists went months without salaries, schools lacked capitation, and the new higher-education funding model was doing mathematics even Einstein could not understand. But at least the palace is comfortable for the king and his visitors. wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

2. The first 20 months in office, the king made 62 foreign trips, visiting a total of 38 countries, by the second anniversary of his presidency he had made about 66 foreign trips just to fulfil his childhood dreams at a total cost of approximately Kes 2 billion, as he travelled, more Kenyans sunk into poverty and payslips got raided to fund the king’s lifestyle in the palace. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

3. During the king’s 1st tam tenure, a total of 200 Kenyans died under police instructed brutality, parents mourned, instead of being humane and showing leadership, the king instructed police to shoot more Kenyans on the legs 🦵🏿for fun as his son bought more matatus that keep breaking traffic rules under the watch of NTSA live on cameras. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

4. Instead of providing a conducive environment for Kenyans to create jobs for themselves, King Zakayo opted to bill us to build office 🏢 blocks and named them affordable housing to create short term employment and allegedly solving a housing crisis that was never there since almost 3/4 of houses in urban areas remain unoccupied due to affordability issues and not lack of housing. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

5. The king oversaw the cost of fuel raising to Kes 207 a litre and blamed an Iranian war that only affected Kenya in the entire world 🌍, after realising the war excuse was a lie, the king decided to solve the problem he created via unnecessary taxation on fuel by reducing the fuel price by Kes 9/- and went to tell wananchi he has reduced the cost of living. That was like stealing someone’s goat, returning one leg and asking them to thank you for your generosity. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

6. Instead of fixing NHIF, the king created a money looting scheme called SHAH that has been a catastrophic failure! The king has continued to publicly declare SHAH as functional despite many hospitals and users stating otherwise. Latest SHAH victims have been teachers including medics but the king does not believe it. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

Ni wantam si wantam jameni?

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Nmepata😂😂. This video is legendary. This lady is goated!!

[😐 @00selm]

officially my 48 hour anniversary since i became a sixers fan

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The removal of atwoli must be on the manifesto of the next president of kenya . Enough is enough.

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

If I was dating a lawyer I'd post a picture of us with the caption 'The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go'

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

#throwtheballup

[Thairu @Allformsof_ART]

I raise you mill bakers

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Salary increases usually come from changing companies, not working harder.

[Jike Jeuri @izkctm]

Just remembered they thought a carrefour bag was a lion in MERU 😂😂

[Agent 0 @FT_Merchant05]

I cannot believe the LeBron James is a Philadelphia 76ers player

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron James fans going to the Philadelphia 76ers

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

gun’s gonna jam , zero shots on target again 😭😭😭

[Gayatollah HIMenei🧊 @harrysreup]

Someone's girlfriend has started using the abbreviation "ml" alot in our conversations and I keep ignoring it. I hope sis is encouraging me to get into machine learning

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

if my friend says his girlfriend is a 10/10, then she is a 10/10 until they breakup

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Do not allow Messi fans Gaslight you using"most trophies and individual honors" as a Metric for the GOAT debate 😂

Up until 2025, Dani Alves had the highest number of trophies won, nobody referred to him as the undisputed GOAT of football.

Before Messi and Ronaldo, Michel Platini was the untouchable king with his consecutive Ballon d'Ors. No one referred to him as the GOAT of football because he had most ballon D’or.

It is pure, unadulterated recency bias.

The second Messi statistically catches up, the goalposts magically shift.

The same way they invented Knock out Goals that wasn’t a metric in 2010 World Cup when he had zero knock out goal, the same way International trophy doesn’t matter to be the GoAT but immediately he has one, it suddenly matters.

Let’s never forget how they started using Goal and Assist as a metric since Ronaldo started having more Goals.

No allow them Gaslight you.

Viva Ronaldo.
Siuuuuuu.

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

that period in secondary school when u came too early and u connect with nature for a while before the loud people arrive>>>

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.