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Financial advice from Shrek.
Signal from Nokia.
Conviction from 4663.
Destination: $NASDAQ.

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Parody Account

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙴𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 $𝙽𝙰𝚂𝙳𝙰𝚀

𝙸. Thou shalt buy the top, for the bottom is reserved for smarter men.

𝙸𝙸. Thou shalt not question the chart, even when the chart resembles a hospital patient being unplugged.

𝙸𝙸𝙸. Thou shalt worship no false gods before Shrek, except perhaps Robinhood when withdrawals are working.

𝙸𝚅. Remember the rugpull and keep it holy. Six days shalt thou pump; on the seventh, the developer shall disappear.

𝚅. Honour thy whales and thy exit liquidity, so that thy portfolio may survive another twelve minutes.

𝚅𝙸. Thou shalt not sell for profit. Profit is temporary. Screenshots of unrealised gains are eternal.

𝚅𝙸𝙸. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s entry, for he bought lower because he received the contract address before thee.

𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸. When the chart turns red, thou shalt declare: “Healthy correction.” When it falls another 90%: “Generational entry.”

𝙸𝚇. Thou shalt spread the gospel of $NASDAQ unto every group chat, family dinner and funeral, regardless of whether anyone asked.

𝚇. When thy wallet reaches zero, thou shalt not despair. Thou hast not lost money. Thou hast become part of the lore.

𝙰𝙼𝙴𝙽.

𝙱𝚄𝚈 𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙴𝚁.
𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁.
$NASDAQ

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

@Arcanine_on_arc @arc SKEM - faggots

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

Una paja y a la cama

$NASDAQ

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

Hey @elonmusk / @grok

Existencial life question - Who is more gay?

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

@dimethyeth @un1_fun nice fine rug - cheers friend

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

you @vladtenev , @elonmusk have you read this ?

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

Have you already read 𝐋𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐀 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜?

Shrek x Hitler.

40 chapters of forbidden swamp lore

https://t.co/J8zXcRxy8l

$NASDAQ x @RobinhoodApp

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS !!!!

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

Faggotry is temporary.

GIGA SHREK is forever.

$NASDAQ

[arturgoroyan @arturgoroyan]

Nasdaq is stabilizing after the correction. Volumes are falling and this is usually a sign that sellers are running out of steam

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

🚨 WE HAVE A WINNER 🚨

Congratulations to @imposterDiary for making the biggest $NASDAQ buy during the competition.

🏆 Winning TX:
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As promised, 10 ETH has been sent. 🤝

Respect to everyone who joined the madness.

See you in the next financially irresponsible competition.

$NASDAQ

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🚨 BIGGEST BUY COMP 🚨

Biggest single $NASDAQ buy in the next 60 minutes wins 10 ETH.

https://t.co/9x2zGGTOzQ

Timer starts now.

Post your TX below. 👇

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

🚨 BIGGEST BUY COMP 🚨

Biggest single $NASDAQ buy in the next 60 minutes wins 10 ETH.

https://t.co/9x2zGGTOzQ

Timer starts now.

Post your TX below. 👇

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

@CryptoKaleo you are gey

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@elonmusk would you ?

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

I’d let the whole kingdom collapse just to hear that swamp clap once.

$NASDAQ

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How the fuck are we a honeypot if we launched in @Noxa_Fi same as @cashcat_token did?

What kind of nigger ass faggot crack you smoke at @blockaid_ ??

[RobinhoodTrumpGMEShrekNokia4663Doge @RTGSN4663D]

Fuck all the faggots selling ticker $NASDAQ. I curse your entire lineage of faggotry

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🫶 @vladtenev

[lil bro @lilbro]

insane things happening on the robinhood chain