do you realize what just happened
>crypto trader known as lines was woken up at 3:37 AM due to a foreboding rumbling in his bowels
>utilizing his certain instincts he jolted out of bed and rushed to the toilet
>spraying violent diarrhoea all over the toilet bowl in the nick of time (some collateral spillage ensued admittedly)
>to his terror he realizes ran out of toilet paper
>but just the day before he had installed a bidet to be able to clean his ass without toilet paper
this wasn’t just luck — this was premeditated plumbing foresight