Right/Wing/Left/Nut

#RWLN Open Comedy

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

Kevin McCarthy said he watched Rocky and rooted for Drago.....

President Reagan's Ghost:

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

America is the kid from the movie My Girl just one more countless bee sting until till death, unlike the movie No one will be crying!

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: We filed a petition urging the Supreme Court to review a lower court's decision stating the First Amendment doesn't fully protect the right to boycott.

This decision takes away free speech freedoms Americans have exercised since the Boston Tea Party. We won't allow it.

[ComedyNews.Org @comedynews]

The comedy community remembers Louie Anderson https://t.co/ZOIXX7djOj

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

What people think a #comedian is now in #2022

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

#latenightquestion @POTUS I will never see you face to face so I am only left to tweet. I ask you humbly knowing all that that demands of you. " What would LBJ be doing to guide the country if he was President right now and are you strong enough to replicate his fortitude?

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

In my dreams I slew the dragon

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

#2latethoughts Why do I (we) have to be nasty on this forsaken in order to be seen or heard... I refuse.

[Finlay "on tour 2026" Christie @finlaycomedy]

comedians in cars getting coffee:
random old guy: "ever noticed, nobody uses typewriters anymore?"
jerry seinfeld: *slams table*
random old guy: "nobody ever says, hey pass me that typewriter"
jerry seinfeld: "oh my god. nobody uses a typewriter. that is so true."

[Funny Beeseness @FunnyBeeseness]

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SAT FEB 26 @Fitzgerald2021
@TerryAlderton
@marknelsoncomic
SPECIAL GUEST
@WaynoBeese

Half the tickets have gone already - get in quick!

[Funny Beeseness @FunnyBeeseness]

🚨 LAST FEW HOURS TO BAG EARLY BIRD TICKETS!
🚨 ONLY JUST OVER 20 LEFT!
🎟 Book at https://t.co/8Ls1JDhaNp

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

When you rather go poor! #lewisblack

[ComedyNews.Org @comedynews]

Lewis Black Asks Spotify to Remove His Comedy Too – Digital Music News https://t.co/STSIWCCBbq

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I loved my conversation with Quentin Tarantino so much that I decided to drop it early. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

Copious amounts of Cocaine!

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

I saw a book titled "The Secret to #comedy" we already know the secret...

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

@finlaycomedy You gotta suck alot more and or have blackmail, any who strive to be the Bill hicks or Sam Kinison of hollywood

[Denims @DenimsTV]

Oh hey there

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

@finlaycomedy You gotta suck alot more and or have blackmail, any who strive to be the Bill hicks or Sam Kinison of hollywood

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

#lol Thank #Mayor #Mcheese to whom I pray to that these guys like their predecessors (confedrates) are incompetent!

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

Can we all come together to found out #wtf is the #souths problem with personal #freedom. Everyday it's a new thing! You can still marry children though. The #South is truly the Mincemeat pie of the #American regions

[ACLU @ACLU]

A public charter school in North Carolina requires girls to wear skirts. A federal court ruled the Constitution only applies to traditional public schools.

That's wrong. Today @galenleigh will argue that all public schools must follow the same rules.
https://t.co/IDZ6hmnQAe

[Right/Wing/Left/Nut @RTWINGLEFTNUT]

All of you need to say this everytime before you log on #handleit

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

An observation: Most of the “BIG STORIES” on Twitter are not big stories in the real world.