Rhett Thomas Worley

Graduate from The University of Alabama. ΦΣΚ Damn Proud -Dont follow me, follow yourself.-

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At this point, Miss The Field Goal, has to be a play in our book. It’s part of every great bama game.

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Win or lose, Red or Blue.
Everyone, please don’t go and buy all the toilet paper tonight.

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Yeah, @ndgojordy just made the best Ryan Williams edit out there.

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

🎶SARAH MCLACHLAN SPECIAL🎶

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ZERO FUCKING TRUST. Every single one of you. Yes you.

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Holy shit @usabasketball don’t scare me like that again. Thanks.

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I’m just a James looking for my Jesse. Team Rocket Ride or Die type.

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And this is why I’m single. Can’t I shoot pool league in peace. I enjoy a good ole ego stroke my lord. I’m not complaining 🛐, sometimes your signs from above just catch me off guard. Eclipses are weird. Idk.

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30 is a way more fun age than I was expecting when it comes to being single. Half the time I get hit on it’s a 50+ cougar, looking for a ride home, the other half is a naive 21 year old newly college graduate, “asking for friend” if I’m single before she runs back to her group.😅

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@ivpjohn Still the only suitable answer.

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@ivpjohn Prostitution

[AB @AB84]

Miss that cracker 🥲

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Haters tell @Lj_era8 that he’s a “Rb more than a Qb” and he said Don’t forget WR. 🔥 man just completed a forward pass to HIMself. MVP. #Johnny

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Last week Bama was a frozen tundra. This week flash floods. And it’s raining 3s. #BamaBball

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Is it me, or do @cheezit not be Cheeze hittin like they use to.

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Really want to warn two people about to date. Really want to watch them burn each other alive. 🫡

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@reidtstuart Don’t know her.

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When ur the only one that comes into work on a “holiday”. Come on people. Who needs the 2nd off?!?! I’d rather work alone anyways.

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Helloooo Miss Lady. I think I may be able to help with the Pan/Pam dilemma. It’s PAND. There’s a D on the end.

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You a ten baby girl, but I’m the one.

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@itscoleworld7 He’s gyyaatt it made.

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Cus I’m heartless.