Elder Rubberasylum

18+ Only / CPTSD / Asshole / Gay bondage humor / Daddy of @Foxiouskit / Husband: @DreemurrFluff / Recon: Rubberasylum

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

I want to thank my community from the bottom of my heart

2 yrs ago, Bill needed $6k for his surgery after Jay died

He got 2 more yrs cause of you all

Im blessed to have this community

RIP Mr. Bill

You stood with us through everything.

You were an amazing guy

2009 - 2026

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Unexpected Update:

after being nonplussed with the furry community for the last two years, today I was taken to @slightlyfurry

Damnit, now I want a new fursuit. Lol why!?

that’s 2 outings with furries in the same number of weeks

*sigh*

I’ve caught it again, haven’t I?

🤪

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[Zero Degrees of Freedom @ZeroDOFs]

what would you do with this biker toy?
36 more pics on JFF
@medic_gear

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

@DaedraBanisher ❤️

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Someone asked if I thought Homelander was gay

I mean, I don’t know, but by the last episode he was pretty open minded

😁😇

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

@sammy_samoyed lol, perhaps some weight and hair changes. Also +30 years 😂

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

…and that’s my penis…

…27 years ago

I was 23… kidnapped & crated to this dungeon lord knew where

In this picture he hadn’t taken my hair yet…

It appears that my working with him now is making Sir Nostalgic

There is a good possibility that I may need an adult

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

“America is a Christian nation!”

“Epic! Let’s then feed the poor, house the homeless & heal the sick!”

*crickets*

Y’all do realize you are teaching us to hate religion even more, right?

🤷

[sonya 🐝🫐 @soufflewaffle]

the comments under this post LMAO

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

…and that’s my penis…

…27 years ago

I was 23… kidnapped & crated to this dungeon lord knew where

In this picture he hadn’t taken my hair yet…

It appears that my working with him now is making Sir Nostalgic

There is a good possibility that I may need an adult

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Humans:

“Honey, look, I just woke up and there’s a serial killer sleeping against my side”

“Aww, that’s so adorable!”

😂

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

This world becomes incredibly interesting when you understand both human psychology & pattern recognition

“Why do you find me attractive?”

Oh, honey, your microexpressive voice turns me on, and it’s so adorable when you think you’ve successfully fibbed

Heh, I’m an ass 😁

😈

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

@TriacTip Yup

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

So few will understand the nightmare of trying to address a medical issue, only to realize that you know much more about your illness than the Doctors you are seeking advice from

Can I at least please stop having to define medical terms to Physicians?

It’s your job!

😠

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

How I ended up last night:

I mean, I don’t mean to complain, as base camp was cozy and all

…but I would swear that there was something odd about that sleeping bag…🤔

😏

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

@BaltoroLuvzGear @ArrowTheCoyote 😏

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Someone asked me what I was doing yesterday

I said I had my first sub playmate in years actually

They said “haha, bullshit, Asylum doesn’t play anymore”

Uh-oh

Someone tell @ArrowTheCoyote he hallucinated that shit.

Heh, crazy huh? he needs more restraints it seems

😂

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

@ShinyPupper @ArrowTheCoyote lol, as is the way of the world; “if only you lived closer” 😜

Tho I hear they have them newfangled Areo Plane things… or there is always the option of a good swim 😜

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Amphetamine Sulfate:

Known as “Speed”

If you took one my pills you would be flying.

I take my pills and I still may fall asleep.

-vs-

Methamphetamine Sulfate:

Known as “Meth”

People say you can’t be prescribed this drug

They are wrong

*Narcoleptics have entered the chat*

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

@ShinyPupper @ArrowTheCoyote Grins, you have no idea 😈