Rubén Moreno

Técnico superior de electrónica. El demonio siempre me acompaña en mi viaje, me enseña las cositas malas de la vida, me enseña a no fiarme nunca de nadie

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@Andresbg_19 @F1 No hay nadie al volante de esta basura

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@Monfortegg Yo también tengo ganas de probarlo!

[Tute @tutefunado]

Los jugadores ingles con la hinchada: you’re my wonderwall
Henderson:

[El Día Después en Movistar Plus @ElDiaDespues]

💚 El @RealBetis se escucha. El Real Betis se siente.

#ElDíaDespués

[Atila Ladinsky @AtilaLadinsky]

Mi reflexión en frío y mojado por el tiempo:
Pellegrini se equivocó y fue participe del desastre copero, pero poner todo el foco en el Ingeniero vislumbra intereses bastardos.
Las lesiones y sobre todo una serie de jugadores q no dan el nivel hay q reclamarlos en otra ventanilla.

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@Pepelias17_ Suelta el J&B Pepe

[JÄGGER @MisterJagger_]

Vaya puta basura es la IA

No es sólo que no tenga ningún valor lo que se haga con ello, es que le resta valor a lo que se hace sin IA

Veo a un mono haciendo un backflip y lo primero que me pregunto es "¿Será IA?" en vez de flipar porque realmente ha hecho un backflip el macaco

[JÄGGER @MisterJagger_]

MONO HACE BACKFLIP

PIENSAN QUE ES IA

MONO TRISTE

MONO OLVIDA BACKFLIP

NINGÚN MONO APRENDE BACKFLIP

[ADRI ツ @aadritw]

voy a correr pa que se me pase
JAJAJAJAJAJ

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@AtilaLadinsky El que diga pellegrini, como siempre

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@infoLaVelada

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@Monfortegg Orgulloso de ti! ❤️

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@rematandox3 Tremenda basura eres colega

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Vamos, @RafaelNadal!

As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.

Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.

I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.

And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more. 

OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.

We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.

I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.

I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.

And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.

Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.

Rafa that!

Best always, your fan, 

Roger

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@jlsanzalcalde No se quien habrá trincado de esta obra, algún primo, sobrino o tio, pero ese tranvía no le importa a nadie y no soluciona nada. Haced el metro de una vez, que vamos 20 años tarde

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@jlsanzalcalde @metrovacesa @Rocio_DiazJ @FomentoAND ¿A quién protegen esas viviendas? Porque cuestan 200.000€ con una sola habitación y 60 m2

[Gabriel Rufián @gabrielrufian]

Entre capullos y gaviotas nos toman por idiotas.

[Jonni 🐈 @Jonnijuro]

Hablemos de FlyQuest:
- Nadie confía en que harán algo en el mundial
- No entrenan contra los coreanos/chinos, no se arrodillan ante nadie
- Pickean lo que les da la gana (el meta lo inventan ellos)
- Se convierten en el equipo de occidente que más le ganó a Asia (llegaron a cuartos)
- Fuerzan a Geng (el mejor equipo del mundo) a jugar picks de cagoneta en el quinto mapa

El primer equipo de occidente en descubrir que a los asiáticos se les juega sin respeto, jugando tu propio estilo sin intentar copiarlos, y creyéndote mejor que ellos (todos lo sabíamos menos los equipos)

FlyQuest champagne 👏👏👏

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@Monfortegg @maisesportsbr @Bwipo No me jodas cabrón, me has reventado la noche. Si quiero mas a este tio reviento. BIPO fan pa siempre.

PD: como me caliente me compro su camiseta

[Rubén Moreno @RubenTano95]

@jlsanzalcalde @emvisesa Menos mal tio, gracias por solucionar el problema de la vivienda en Sevilla.