Kristen

Twitter. Because screaming into a pillow is so analogue. Canadian in the UK, so doubly sorry. Get involved.

[Kristen @RubyDeuce]

@JuicyBodyGodde1 On the days when the internet is too bleak and too sad, I come to your page to listen to you call these girls “beautiful” and “baby” with your warm voice, and it makes me ridiculously happy. Keep doing this good work, Mama. 👑

[Kristen @RubyDeuce]

@ATRightMovies Four Lions 🦁🦁🦁🦁

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015]

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do, I totally pissed in a shark

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

If you didn’t want me to speculate wildly on the whereabouts of a princess then you shouldn’t have made so much of my primary education about a king with six wives

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Maple Color, 2019 by US modern impressionist Erin Hanson #womensart #Fall #Autumn

[Kristen @RubyDeuce]

@CityJohn LIKE SQUID INK 😂😂😂

[Kristen @RubyDeuce]

@TorrensJonathan Danger. F*ckin. Bay.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Read it. https://t.co/nj1g0COIB1

[Kristen @RubyDeuce]

Please help me @aircanada! I'm trying to purchase an unaccompanied minor service, I'm in the UK, and NONE of your phone numbers work!

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Send in the funniest video you’ve ever seen… GO👇

[sarah @PlSSSARAH]

i’ve literally been thinking ab this tiktok since i saw it like it makes me sick laughing when i think of literally any part of it

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[Alex @JudgeDewie]

To be fair, Sam Smith thinks your SuperDry jeans look silly.

[Department for Education @educationgovuk]

“We’re here to help them find their strength.” 💪❤️

This Christmas, girls in Lincoln are learning to weightlift at @LNCrossFit’s Holiday Activities and Food club 🏋️‍♀️👏🎄

It’s a space where they can train, eat a free healthy meal, and make new friends 👇

#HAF2022

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

There are over a billion websites on the internet, yet most people never use more than a dozen.

Here are 10 little-known websites that give you superpowers.

Thread:

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me.

Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit