RubyFuze

depression has fully taken over

[RubyFuze @RubyFuze]

If you have cancer, you're closer to becoming Deadpool than everyone else.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

Margaret Hamilton, who led the team that wrote the code that put humans on the moon, has died at 90 🕊️

[Dexstar CoffyFrio 🇧🇷 @CoffyFrioTuiter]

Eu tava vendo o vídeo dboa pensando "wow, legal, ele é mais uma daquelas pessoas só que caminha sem andar-" aí ele se virou na fucking vertical

[blauereiter @blauereiter]

I honestly did not imagine Real Steel ( 2011 - a really good movie btw ) becoming reality so fast.

[ArceusBowser @ArceusBowser212]

You mean to tell me the tariffs... WERE BAD???

[Akriti @serakrism]

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[simon 🌊🦕 @dinogummysaur]

"we had a good ted show once!"
"oh yea?"
"yea, but they got him"
"wait what does that mean??"
"I liked him too"
"what do you mean 'they got him'?????"
"Used to have funny bits with no cutaway gags. Good guy"

[edward robinson @0EdwardRobinson]

minecraft players when literally anything new that isn't the end update (which they'd probably still complain about) comes out

[zyphur @zyphurGD]

no words will prepare you for how his face looks

[Lucyy 🐑 @Churu_XD]

how i feel mentioning my girlfriend around my friends with relationship issues

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

they...they criss crossed the applesauce...

[ℛℒ. @SupahReesesCups]

this is why it’s important for these kids to have fair access to these hobbies and not have it ruined by scummy scalpers

[spooky thunder @Heavy_GamingW]

watch this without audio I beg of you

[joe  @FireWaIkWithJoe]

even john cena can’t believe these gas prices

[ThunderDome Gaming Society @ThunderDomeGam1]

BURN!! 🤣

[🇲🇽🕷Ani-Ray (SCREW 🧊)🕷🇲🇽 @AniRayComics]

This would never happen because this sounds like a good idea

[Du Rag iceman 2 @mill_hunt]

I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING WITHOUT DRIVING BECAUSE YOU BUILT THIS FUCKASS COUNTRY AROUND DRIVING A CAR

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭