🐊ruby

She/her

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

At my dads two week post op knee replacement appointment getting the heebie jeebies

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

*rubs my big Amelia Earhart-shaped belly and burps*

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

I wonder how many times I was the next thing a fly landed on after hanging out on dog shit

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

I love when people are nice to me

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

I’d rather be blind than play Cornhole

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

So fun watching the kenturkey dubby today :)

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

@oksparrow_ I don’t believe you for even a second

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

It’s Been almost 8 years since I first started at the university of Iowa and I still don’t know how to answer “why did you move to Iowa from la??” Like girl idk

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

It’s crazy how avocado is completely inedible unless you add like a little bit of salt

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

Why does bacterial vaginosis have to sound exactly like bacteria vagina.

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

If Taco Bell give you the bad shits You’re honestly just Ugly

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

bored af at work asking my boss if i’m worthy of love

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

I’m so fucking beautiful in like terrible lighting

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

Holy shit I just started feeling so 26 years old

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

Swear to god running uses different lungs than hiking.

[🐊ruby @Rubyinthadust]

Eating an apple is pretty much like brushing your teeth

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time