Ruby C

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

One day my genius will be purposeful. And my name will be renowned

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Call me a prude but I wish I never had to see bugs having sex

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Blaze it, my friends. Blaze it.

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

I feel like being in love has made me less funny

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Hands are nature’s forks but they are also nature’s napkins

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

@pork_surplus It happens on occasion

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

If you’re ever bored and/or sad at work, get a cold can of coke, put it in a cup full of ice, grab a straw and freaking sip that shit while you work. It’s that simple.

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

I think I might be back

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

@justa1ilguy This song has randomly been popping into my head for the last two weeks. I feel seen.

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

#thesiswordcloudchallenge

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

I had a perfectly good (quarter of) a cookie to eat for my first breakfast and now what do I have? I roiling mass of vile insects

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

The enemy (ants) has arrived

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Danced for a couple hours, now feeling geriatric

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Have we considered that the subject of Mike Posner’s “Cooler Than Me” was, in fact, probably cooler than him?

[paula. @narcography_]

Link: https://t.co/BPZOzlS0SU

Let’s help as many people out as possible #FreePalestine

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

I am respectfully ready to journey away from Reed

[صوفيا عزب 🍉 @brownisthecolor]

a helpful guide to purchasing and distributing esims to folks in Gaza - these data plans are quite literally a lifeline

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

I have received more apologies in the hour that I have been in this Minneapolis airport than I ever received in the 18 years I lived in Boston

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

@pickledfiddle And that is why you deserve the utmost respect

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Who I am. Thank you

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

There has been some speculation on my sexuality. Some know me as a bisexual. Others think me a semi-closeted lesbian. And I’m sure there are a few who think me straight. But it is time for me to come out as who I truly am: I am a dimple-sexual.

[Ruby C @Rubykmc]

Labels aren’t important to me so this is mostly about self-discovery, but while there are exceptions to the rule, and some (Rose Felzien) have shone brighter than others (most men), if a person possesses dimples they are beautiful to me. I hope you can respect me and love me for