Ruby Smith

two raccoons in a crop top

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Olivia Rodrigo brought out Tyler Childers to peform ‘All Your’n’ tonight!

[Ruby Smith @RubySmith560]

“Maybe I’m wrong in two languages”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the new ‘WALLACE & GROMIT’ movie.

Titled ‘WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL’

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“He looks like he doesn’t shower” sweetie I don’t just look like it

[Discuss Avatar @DiscussAvatar]

Tomorrow we invade the Fire Nation.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Dunkin’ Donuts renamed its small iced coffee to “Short King”

[Ruby Smith @RubySmith560]

Make it live action, cowards

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bill Hader has been cast as The Cat in the Hat in the new ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ animated movie.

(Source: https://t.co/bP83et2CmI)

[undecided voter @eyeballslicer]

because we’re here on earth to fart around

[Ruby Smith @RubySmith560]

@BCardi323 I’m telling Marie

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

[Ruby Smith @RubySmith560]

While Antonio Banderas is alive, my boyfriend can only be my second favorite Spaniard

[explore.org @exploreorg]

This somersault? I got it from my momma.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

20 years ago, ‘The Cat in the Hat’ released in theaters.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 rules for writing:
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1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.⁣
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2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.⁣
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3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.⁣
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4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.⁣
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5. Start as close to the end as possible.⁣
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6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them-in order that the reader may see what they are made of.⁣
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7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.⁣
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8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.⁣

[explore.org @exploreorg]

2023’s Fat Bear Week champion is 128 Grazer. https://t.co/6RTM7ViEiF

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

The votes have been counted.

A dynasty has fallen.

806Jr. & his bulbous boy bottom rolled over his competition, the charismatic chub cub 910Jr., to become the new Pudgy Prince & don the Fat Bear Junior crown! Long may he reign as he advances to the main #FatBearWeek bracket!

[Ruby Smith @RubySmith560]

@BCardi323 The only apron I’ve got is from magaly ✊

[Ruby Smith @RubySmith560]

Today my therapist said “you ~look~ like someone who would have worked at build-a-bear” is this? A compliment?