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⠀⠀⠀ I treasure laughs more than anything.⠀⠀   | FAN ACCOUNT | PARODY | 21+ | ×NOT Paul Rudd× |

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ Paul Stephen Rudd

½ of #Ruddley. Husband. Father.
Candy shop owner and Big Slick co-founder.
New Yorker. Actor. Ant-Man in the MCU.
Somehow named The Sexiest Man Alive.

FL/RP | 21+

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Is it good or bad parenting if I “card” our children every time they come down to our basement that has a full bar? Iʼm not handing them a Guinness or anything, maybe a mocktail.

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@concretexskies @alisoncbrie 🖕🏻!!!!

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@alisoncbrie AND ITʼS ME!!!!

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@largodoloroso Look a little closer and youʼll see that I DO!

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The Hollywood Reporter. 🎥

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Parents night out for Power Ballad. 💛

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Yes, I was seen with Seth Rogen last night. No, I was NOT stoned.

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That’s MY WIFE!!! 🥰😍💛

[🏳️‍🌈stickydacat🏳️‍⚧️ @stickydacat]

Shower farts so loud knock off all the shampoos with one simple blow

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@largodoloroso Itʼs been four hours. What were your thoughts?!

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Ending the night in bed, eating the biggest piece of cheesecake weʼve ever seen. Celebrated 6 years today with my love. 💛🦦

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My wife is going to bury me with all of the coffee cups that I leave around the house.

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Inside look into my friendship with @chrlesIec.

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I love Blake.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM 🎶 THE BOTTOM OF MY HEEEEAAARRRTTT! 🎶🎄🎅🏻❄️⛄

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I will personally deliver the Ass-Man and The Wap poster right to your front door, just in time for Christmas. A unique piece the whole family will love and a perfect addition above the fireplace. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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M̶y̶ ANACONDA d̶o̶n̶ʼ̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶s̶,̶ ̶h̶u̶n̶ PREMIERE. 🐍

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This is what Iʼm really doing when I say Iʼm outside doing yardwork.

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Most of the time, I think to myself, “Weʼre raising such sweet human beings.” But there are days like today — when they are SASSY, screaming, crying, fighting — and I think, “I was very wrong. You guys are little assholes.” I love them with everything in me, but itʼs true.