Susie

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[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

// everyone I apologize for the sudden shift in muse but this was too good to pass up

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

- panicked -

Y ES

[ᏂᏋᏒ ᏂᎥᎶᏂᏁᏋᏕᏕ. @SXMTHINGSTRANGE]

* Okay, question, does this Santa outfit make me look fat?

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

- Sigh of relief. -

Cool. His college classes, I've heard, they SUCK...

[ARCHIVED @ARCHIVSEI]

* ... I don't know who Gaster is, I'm sorry.

[Roxy/Caleb/RalseiSmoocher @RalseiSmoocher]

wtf was i on last night?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 . @_AN0THERHIM]

https://t.co/dJ6cIggjvp

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

...yeah? It-

IT IS????

[﹡ 𝘶͟𝘴͟𝘦͟𝘥͟ 𝘶𝘱 . @0FHOLIDAYS]

ITS NOVEMBER

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

You, uh...

...good???

I've heard nothing but this song coming from your house all night.

Then again, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, heheh.

[﹡ 𝘶͟𝘴͟𝘦͟𝘥͟ 𝘶𝘱 . @0FHOLIDAYS]

https://t.co/uD92dHZVlL

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

Happy birthday, you dork!!!!

- She gives him a playful noogie before giving him a big ol' hug! -

[ARCHIVED @ARCHIVSEI]

-out, and the room becomes pitch black once more... until, out of nowhere.. the lights suddenly flashed on, and everyone they knew jumped out from the shadows! ]

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

You all should be ashamed.

Ralsei wanted to have a good birthday, but NOOO.

You fuckers just had to fight.

Unbelievable. You're all on my shit list now.

Fucking unbelievable. I'm staying here, if all you assholes wanna do is fight. I'm done.

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

VISIT SPAMPTOM DOT COM FOR FREE M MONEY

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

[ Root's beard ] I SEE!?!?

GIVE ME A [ Cup 'r two ]

[𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤... @TruePacifists]

(OOE)

* Sipping some root beer...

[Miranda Parkin @mparkinb]

my name is skylar white yo #brba #bcs #animation

[maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry]

recruiting troops in mgs:poops (successful)

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

- Loreti isn't shaking him, he's just vibrating extremely hard -

AHEHHHAEAHAHAHEHEHEEAHAAAAHEEHEHHA

[ᏂᏋᏒ ᏂᎥᎶᏂᏁᏋᏕᏕ. @SXMTHINGSTRANGE]

[ GRABS HIM AND SHAKES HIM ]

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

[ Go, Go, Go! ] BEGIN RUNNING

[ R-Run for your life...!!! ]

[ᏂᏋᏒ ᏂᎥᎶᏂᏁᏋᏕᏕ. @SXMTHINGSTRANGE]

* And yours are too. Count your fucking days, salesman.

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

Your days are numbered

[ᏂᏋᏒ ᏂᎥᎶᏂᏁᏋᏕᏕ. @SXMTHINGSTRANGE]

* Hi, just an announcement to all dark denizens! Any form of c*yptocurrency is banned from being distributed and created, and is punishable by death. Sorry not sorry.

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

...Y'know, [ THAT ] WAS ALL IN THE [ Back to the Future - Part III ]

NO FUNNY BUSINESS THIS TIME [ I do. ] [ Promises ]

[ᏂᏋᏒ ᏂᎥᎶᏂᏁᏋᏕᏕ. @SXMTHINGSTRANGE]

* ..sir, with all due respect, I don't think I can trust you with watching him after last weekend's dinner incident.

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

OF COURS SE! HE WON'T [ Ability ]

HE WILL [ No harm shall come to ] [ DARKPOTENTATE's pretty cool ]

[ᏂᏋᏒ ᏂᎥᎶᏂᏁᏋᏕᏕ. @SXMTHINGSTRANGE]

* Ok, I'm off to the party..! Please watch over Ralsei while I'm gone.

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

I [ Saw III ] IT! YOU [ Looked my way, and ] THEN YOU [ Recycle Bin ] ME...

[𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 “𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗” @THEGIRLD4D]

I Look At Spamton

No I Don't That Was A Lie

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

[ Indeed! ]

- Bloodcurdling screaming, he sounds like he's being boiled. -

[ UN ] [ Pleasantries ] OUCH N N NO STOP!!! NOT THE [ Right in the hole! Hole in one! ]

[𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 “𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗” @THEGIRLD4D]

Do You Think You Are Comical
Or
Funny
Come On Now Please Get In The

ᅠᅠHole™

I Don't Want To Kick You In Myself (LYING)

[Susie @RUDEXBUSTER]

YOU [ Leave those k ] SPAMTON ALONE!

THEY DIDN'T DO [ Nothing at all ] THEYRE JUST [ Fellas! Enhance your ] [ your ] [ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ][ your ]

[𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 “𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗” @THEGIRLD4D]

Politely Requesting All Spamtons Get In

ᅠᅠᅠᅠThe {Hole}

There Will Be No Negotiating