funkmeister

One Seadog-nation under a groove
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[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

@georgegalloway "the Muslims"

[Jonathan Wood 🇺🇦 @JonathanWood3]

This aged well 🤔

[Simon Cope 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇾🇪 @simonjcope]

The #COVID19 outlook is staggeringly bleak. As bad as things are now, case rates are *still* not going down. We are going to be in an awful situation in 2-3 weeks time.

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Cough cough. COUGH!

[Scarborough Athletic FC @safc]

Club Statement: Message from the Board

https://t.co/L7iTEmMlc5

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

@Dowzinho bloody spellcheck! when I said "booboys stay away" I actually meant "babes stay away". Getting too emotionally attached.

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

@Dowzinho @mrdanielgregory can you pick the team for me today too?

[Anthony Springall @thejawline]

Keep yer beards on! The British Beard Club Northern Beards Meet up Sunday March 4th, Scarborough Spa, @Scarborough_UK. more info in new year

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Deano! Do not overdo the figgy pudding today!

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Have I missed anything?

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Is Funk fake? - (via Surfing Seadog Forum). Bloody hell...I've been rumbled! http://t.co/AH8h8mLp

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Funny like I'm a clown,I amuse you?I make you laugh, I'm here to funkin'amuse you?What do you mean funny,funny how?How am I funny? @JetMoll

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Pint back in Scarborough anyone?.....

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

No hair wax, gel, gee or any other modern "product".All players with sensible brylcreemed hair today.Its the #FACup..

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

@TadcasterAlbion and @safc draw FA Cup battle lines - Local - Wetherby News http://t.co/3At76cnm

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Surely @KitmanAnt its da #bomb? @s_phillips8 @frankbelt1 @Paddymiller21

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

This is probably the greatest sports headline in history. Maybe even of all time http://t.co/56YIfhx

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

@simonjcope If I wanted something on the bench long term I would have signed Cupronol! @s_phillips8 #funkyteamselection

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Nrth Marine Rd @Scarborough_UK closed.Man is on the fire station roof.Police negotiators on the scene.Gazza on the way.

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Quote for the journo.... "Funk me! What a mess! Eaton Rifles give us the the blues" #safclive

[funkmeister @Rudy_Funk]

Post match quote ready primed for the reporter "it was a Jam packed game as Long Eaton Rifled"..(if we win) #safclive