Ruh ρ

It isn’t the same, but it is enough.

[Forward Spin @forwardspin111]

Pick another pronoun? She/it

[Jess @Sundancing_]

seeing (D-TX) and (D-MS) is going to hit like crack

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[Danny Stark @dstark86]

First election the pope voted in and look how it went

[Glen Runciter @LonesomeWest]

Politician in a Muslim country who wants to imply that their opponent is secretly a westerner: Abdul Rahim WILLIAM al-Suwaidi

[KG @kgthatboy]

Lady at the election center saw that I was black and asked me how many ballots I wanted?...I told her 12 was plenty

[Trashed Panda @RailroadRaccoon]

White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

they had nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes moving like this for a bit in that documentary

[turbomander @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[Ruh ρ @RuhRohSOs]

@neectarines Do you get commission?

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[paige @BonerWizard]

you laugh but this is the only safe food or drink in the united states of America

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[shelby cole @shelbylcole]

i am going to become the joker

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

1 April

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

Penelope Cruz? You mean the Odyssey?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you