Utaha SIMPai

Anime, sports, discourse, and ofc simping. Onee-san stan, aspiring anime side character. AVI: Saekano, Background: Fruits Basket

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

LIVING THE WEEB DREAM RN WTF I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED UPON A KAGUYA SAMA LOVE IS WAR LIVE EVENT?!?

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

This is my Japanese basketball 9/11 and i just found out about it 😅

[東京サンロッカーズ @TokyoSunrockers]

【リブランディングに関するお知らせ】

#サンロッカーズ渋谷 は
2026-27シーズンより
#東京サンロッカーズ へ

▶ 新クラブ名：TOKYO SUNROCKERS（東京サンロッカーズ）
▶ 新メインカラー：紫🟣（ROCKER VIOLET）

クラブ名/プライマリーロゴ/メインカラーを刷新し、
B.LEAGUE PREMIER初年度を機に
“東京”を代表するクラブとして
新たなステージへ踏み出します。

90年の歴史を継承し、未来へ。

詳細はこちら👇
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#Bリーグ

[yuya uemura akgae IS ALL IN @yeoxcece]

You may have won the AEW world title ospreay but do you have a cameo in an AKB48 music video? I think NOT!

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@north0fnorth How have they never done Chicago ??? They could also do a Cyberpunk type one set in the future Bay Area: San Fran v Oakland would make for a fun contrast. Lastly they could go all sort of places overseas… I kinda want them to do something new

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@iycrtyaar @ThePapaGut Yep for the approval of the female teacher 💯

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

It now makes so much more sense when girls say they have professional athletes in their DMs

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@Weezor_ NOOOOO YOU DIDNT DISPARAGE MEN SPECIFICALLY IN YOUR TWEET

[stygian coyote @polarheart_]

@allgarbled Its the Hajj for atheist white guys

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

Going to start saying “NPC density is insane” in real life situations

[ᵢGₕₒₛₜ 🐇 @Daystxr]

This is how we are supposed to live 😭

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

One odd gender stereotype that actually seems reverse-true is the idea that men love telling their friends about their sexual exploits in great detail. This definitely seems heavier weighted towards women imo.

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@LxveArcade @RussFcb Maryland Koreans back in Korea moment

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@Nabyllionaire That Kadokawa crossover ad gonna go crazy

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@wilding_gyres Japan shouldn’t be here cause they’re doing the exact same thing with business visas right now

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

> imperial harem politics
> imported Slavic wives
> endless wars with Persia, complex relations with Arabs, protector of Jews
> ostentatious displays of wealth
> endless corruption
> extreme state brutality towards rebels

Is Trump the last Ottoman sultan?

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Men reclining in the laps of their women.

[Brittany @Bama_Britt]

This isn’t supported by anything in the record and it’s genuinely gross to say. He went to her psych appointments with her. He drove her to the hospital himself when she told him she was having intrusive thoughts. He pushed her providers on her meds, telling them they were turning her into a “zombie.” He texted her “you’re a good mamma” hours before it happened. He was working full time while holding down three kids and a wife in crisis.

Even her OWN defense team isn’t blaming him, and they’d have every reason to if there was anything real there. Their whole case is that her doctors failed her, not him.

“He didn’t grow up, lead, or take responsibility” isn’t a fact, it’s a story you made up. You’re building a moral case against a man whose kids were just murdered, off of nothing.

[Utaha SIMPai @RuiChanCrush]

@Peter_Bukowski @ClaireMPLS Yeah, but again, one is far more important to basketball specifically. The idea that the salary cap can be violated undermines the structure that the entire system is built upon, and thus the league breaks. That’s more important than who the owner of any particular team is

[Major Anime Daily @MajorAnimeDaily]

No Miss Misato I won't die for Israel "