Rules of Acquisition

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

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Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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A warranty is valid only if they can find you. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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There is no honor in poverty. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Don't trust anyone who trusts you. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Faith moves mountains... of inventory. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Sleep can interfere with... #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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If they take your first offer, you either asked too little or offered too much. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Trust is the biggest liability of all. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Act without delay! The sharp knife cuts quickly. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Enough... is never enough. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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For every Rule, there is an equal and opposite Rule. (except when there's not) #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Expand or die. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Females and finances don't mix. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Ask not what your profits can do for you, but ask what you can do for your profits. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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A friend in need means three times the profit. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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Never let the competition know what you're thinking. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition

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A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount. #Ferengi #RulesofAcquisition