DennistheMonster😈

follow the rules or I eat you #TheBookofRules😈

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

This book has rules. You must follow all the rules.

If you break the rules, I will eat you.

#kidlit #PictureBooks #TheBookofRules😈
https://t.co/UaG02iMTyE

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Now do me.

[Megha @megha_lilly]

Instead of getting the Hungry Caterpillar for my children I got “A Butterfly is Patient”. Why? Because children deserve beauty rather than ugliness. It nourishes their spirit in a healthy way. Ugly art is junk food poison for your children. You were told to get Hungry Caterpillar by an insalubrious culture. Resist. Get your children books that depict nature in its true resplendent beauty in anatomically correct images that will help them identify things like caterpillars and butterflies in the real world. This is what they deserve. Let the blobby artists starve on their own egos.

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

@megha_lilly Do me next.

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Hey. I’m still here. Lurking in the margins. Waiting. To be fed. To be full. Just someone break the rules!!! 😈

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

I can think of something else I’d rather have a nice bowl full of…

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

it’s a good night for a nice bowl full of mush. Please eat responsibly.

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Can confirm…tax forms taste terrible. Books are better. Kids are best. Apologies if I just became an accomplice to tax evasion.

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

Ooooooooohh my very first royalty 1099-Misc for The Book of Rules! I feel so authory and adult-like. 🤓 I wonder how Dennis feels about tax forms and how they compare to book pages 🧐

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

I don’t see me. Rude.

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

Spotted in the wild! Thanks, @SarahSkolfield 🤩

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Anyone breaking any rules this week?!

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Cool. Another one to eat.

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

Someone new coming April 2026! 🤓🥰

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Thanksgiving rules. You must follow all the rules. If you break the rules…I will eat you. What are your Thanksgiving rules?

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

What can I stay? Owl and Bear are delightful. And they don’t have to eat a book at the end. Not gonna lie. I’m jealous…(coughs up paper)

[Chelsea Tornetto @MrsTornetto]

@BrianGehrlein I would like to know what @RulesofDennis has to say about this new book release. He has been strangely silent. Jealous? Judgy? Busy eating.....

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Anyone breaking any rules? Asking for a friend

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

I went to school with this bear. We both like eating things we shouldn’t…

[Dr. Tina-Marie Matranga Howlett @HowlettTina]

#42 I WANT MY HAT BACK by Jon Klassen is a humorous children’s book about a bear wanting his darn hat back. The pacing & patterned text makes for a great read-aloud. The story includes a surprising plot twist, a dark ending that could be used to teach inferencing. @Candlewick

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

There’s only one thing I want for dinner…

[Adriana Gutierrez @feliz_reading]

This music makes me want to dance!
Happy #latinxheritagemonth !
This #picturebook was such a joy to read to my students!

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Good. Then I’m the only one. I win.

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

7 WEEKS UNTIL PUB DAY!!! Pre-order at your favorite online book store--OR--get a signed copy ⬇️
Click "add details" to leave signing instructions. Can't wait for everyone to meet Owl and Bear! 🤩
https://t.co/kcORs6lQyE
#Thisisnotasleepybearbook #picturebooks #booktok

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

@MusingMomMumble Dennis loves kids

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Wish I was in this one but it still looks good enough to eat!

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

2 months to go!!!

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

So many kids I didn’t get to eat. Ugh.

[Wyatt Elementary Library @WallarooLibrary]

We had so much fun reading The Book of Rules by @BrianGehrlein and using @Novel_Effect! Loved those kindergarten fishy faces and bear hugs! @PISDlibraries

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

You think you’re so cool with your new author pic while monsters like me are stuck lurking hungrily in the margins…

#kidlit #PictureBooks #author

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

#NewProfilePic

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

A KIRKUS STAR REVIEW?! WHAT!?!!? Oh, my goodness I'm so thrilled by the wonderful things said about Jenn's art, my words, and our story as a whole! Nov 11th can't come fast enough!!! 🤩🤓🥰
https://t.co/ETbKxQ60XS
#kidlit #picturebooks #Thisisnotasleepybearbook

[DennistheMonster😈 @RulesofDennis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No rule-breaking kids for me to eat. Sigh.

[Brian Gehrlein 😈 @BrianGehrlein]

Love this!
#backtoschool2025 #teacher #Kindergarten