Ghetto Slick Shit

The More That I Drink, The More It's Looking Smooth

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Just watched #WildNOut and there was unfunny @jongabrus ,the guy is so pathetic.. Couldn't wait for the show to be over #wildstyle @MTV2

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. . Write “Free Gumballs” on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Call someone and tell them you can’t talk right now.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if she believes in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it’s ice cream

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout “I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!”

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Put up a “Lost Dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Dress up as an m&m then run through the mall yelling ” the skittles are coming!”.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay... . Make a cardboard car and go through the drive through, and act as if everything’s normal

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. . Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say “Follow the yellow brick road!”.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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#TheConstitutionShouldSay.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip

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Batman Begins Potty Training #MakeAFilmCuter

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Don't know what happened with that bullshit with the Vikings but you need to step your game up.. This season is ours!! #OAKvsAZ @RAIDERS

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#MyDrinkWouldBeCalled, Sorrow Sipper