Ruminator_Mage

He/him. I’m nice but I mostly just argue with dipshits on here

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@Chinchillazllla He probably doesn’t, do go with that one

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@TerriblyBland I betcha you’ll like this, cause who wouldn’t

https://t.co/VFFtpT0MdI

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@loveashbelle Not only is sealed super hard, but it has such high variance that I really try not to take bad results personally 😅 You know best how you played of course, I just know it’s the format where I need to remind myself finding success is definitely more of a marathon than a sprint

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@drmistercody I appreciate the optimism of everyone saying MTG would just get dunked on but that’s not how these professional shit-smearers work. She’ll just throw out a word salad of buzzwords and lies and call it victory. Worse, people will believe her.

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@TerriblyBland I put a match of Starcraft on so my mind doesn’t wander while I’m trying to sleep. It’s just enough that my mind vaguely sticks to it w/o it being like a show I like that I want to truly watch. I fall asleep to the sound of space marines getting dunked in acid, very relaxing 😌

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@Benignuman @JuliusGoat “But have you considered my feelings?” the man says from the roof of his flooded home

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@biggestjoel Yooo my mom also smokes Virginia slims, and I clearly remember her lighting up in the smoking section when I was young.

Doesn’t sound like as transcendent of an experience as watching your mom do it, but I can begin to imagine.

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@jaklacroix @PhilipDBunn Doesn’t make it ‘good’ though, I can do that with virtually any piece you put in front of me. That’s just the human mind. Idk, maybe that’s the point?

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@jaklacroix @PhilipDBunn I can inject meaning and beauty into anything. For example, looking at this I like imagining what must have been going through the artists mind. The deliberation as they selected the exact shades. What they might have felt while moving the brush. It makes me feel something, sure.

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@GarlicCorgi I mean both of these tweets describe me but I’m not sure I have the hubris to extrapolate that to an entire neurodivergent population.

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@moonIightjins @felinaecho If it makes you feel better this was pretty funny

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@katrielhamilton @moonIightjins It has taken me a long time to learn how to be a person

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@Breathe_easyy_ @NateIsBack2 Sounds like you went out with an alien impersonating a man. Did his skin suit have a zipper up the back?

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@spooknine @NateIsBack2 I had a snake for a while, I fed it a live mouse one (1) time.

Never again, didn’t have the heart (and it ate the pre-frozen ones just fine)

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

4 years ago, and I still haven’t heard a peep.

[Ruminator_Mage @RuminatorM]

@EtsamaruTsubaki @KelgoreTrout Thanks for the tip, I appreciate it, however we’ve ran it for like... 15 hours or something like that at this point. Tried lemon and vinegar, washing it real good. Doesn’t seem to be going anywhere unfortunately

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@Gangof4raisins @RebelliousPhase @allahliker What a good description

[PieGonti @PiemontiAndrea]

I wanted to write this to answer all ppl asking me if there are any prizes for being on top of the leaderboard/why I care about league 5-0s:

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@emmmzyne U/B Faeries pre-Bitterblossom, when it was still ‘tier 2’. It was tricksey and fun while still being powerful, I loved it!