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Thank u @AuntBessies for the potatoes, not quite as shit as the @tauntondeanecc chat. Horse radish sauce offered more than @Potternecc

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Can confirm we will be at The Bawa this evening. Luckily we love @AuntBessies roast potatoes, over cooked beef and watered down @FostersUK. Don’t know who the speaker is but hopefully they’re better than @RonnieIrani #dryerthanthebeef

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Get it last game of the season. Gives Gaiger a chance to pay for some social members to be up there to witness it

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@TomCullen186 @Mounty_Sam89 @JC_RTB @fredkerley @bathcricket @DownendCricket @hankins1997 Get it last game of the season. Gives Gaiger a chance to pay for some social members to be up there to witness it

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Rather have an hour boxing lesson with @Ashur1989 so I can learn how to bang the mercenary little scrote out. #JusticeForAshur

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@TomBanton18 in the headlines this week with 94 from 41 yesterday and 68 from 15 today. @FrocesterCC and @ClevedonCricket are rumoured to be after his signature after poor starts to the campaign saying they’ve ‘not seen domination like this since @Madison420Ivy first Anal video’

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GET WELL SOON
Thoughts go to @WbourneCC treasurer who’s on the physio bed this weekend after tearing his hamstring on his way back from his 5th trip to the ATM for @Cdent15 and @bobbybracey25 - questions being raised in relation to WEPL financial fair play regulations!

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Another young player looks to have sold his soul to Dial Hill as @ben_c64 chases the cash despite financial uncertainty @ClevedonCricket . Sources close to Charlesworth reveal he’s intending to spend the signing bonus on strawberry millions and a new action man #budgetcut

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@richpaish @ClevedonCricket @lintott23 @LechladeCC Failing that I've heard @WarminsterCC pay well for fat South Africans.

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What we can deduce from this is that @ClevedonCricket will lose by 43 runs and that Max Curtis will leave at the end of the season #wolfofwepl #nolintottnoparty @lintott23

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@richpaish @ClevedonCricket @lintott23 Wherever he can go averaging 28....I think @LechladeCC may need some players! 💰

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@Potternecc How much did Gaiger pay himself to play today? #playermanager #playerbankroll

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@LechladeCC great club, shame to hear about your current wepl situation - must be tough talking in candlelight #wheresyourgenerator #powerbeforeplayers #bigwagebillnoelectricitybill

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@Potternecc get your cheque books out lads

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NEWS IN: Glos seamer @chrisliddle11 is the latest man looking for a new club. Struggling under the Trainor dictatorship @FrocesterCC, he is seeking a move to follow in Ollie Currill's footsteps in looking for more 1st team opportunities. @DownendCricket seems likely destination.

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All clubs in prem 1 wepl are boring as fuck. Hats off to westbury cc who didn't bother chasing to watch the England game. Good blokes. @Potternecc take note #itscominghone

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BREAKING: Just had this sent in from a follower. It appears @DownendCricket @BrandonGilmour4 has been deported from Australia in relation to an off-field incident. Unsure as to whether he will be sent back to Zimbabwe or the UK #internationaltravelban #dontfingeryourscorer

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GRIESHABER UPDATE: sources close to @DownendCricket skipper Matt Jackson say @PatGriesh left after a spat between the two players with Downend being unable to accommodate the spare tyre Grieshaber has developed. #beers

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NEW YEAR SPECIAL: Failed pro @PatGriesh reportedly set to join @Marshfield_CC from @DownendCricket in a bid to make it in the blue bat game. More to follow.
#germansareshitatcricket

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An early Christmas present for all my followers: @ashur1989 reportedly going to @Potternecc for the 2018 season. Deal rumoured to include penis reduction surgery #desperatesearchforagoodblokeatpotternecc #hurtsnomore @Potternecc