Deadbeat Boyfriend

Going for milk can I borrow some cash?

Oh man totally forgot to get that milk, you can have some of my beef jerky though.

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@Jrizzell @evanmgoodrich Did you use an image of moleman on purpose? Because that's genius

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@nocontextmemes "Yeah no shit I was right here dummy"

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@BESTesTwaifu Wait is that hyperbole or are there really snakes with 5-6 inch fangs?? I was under the impression theyre like 3" tops. This is like college all over again...

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@SINforYoongi @ashjuiceblues I mean you literally can.

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@AtlastDrugged LOL calling Ethan a womanizer is a stretch. I doubt he even fucks his wife let alone anyone else

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@squiddlekins Real eyes realize real lies

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@RapeMaimKill @senzerules Shave your beard and post your chin please 🙏 🙏

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@iconawrites It's the closest thing America has to a walkable city.

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@h3h3producitons @Idubbbz @hasanthehun I wish you were real so bad 🙏😬😞

[yul @juliabracadabra]

this week summarized (I made this)

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@h3h3producitons @hasanthehun Why not make it even and have Hasan vs the whole crew. Let Ethan bring the extended family in too .

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@AustinOnTwitter Great wish I saw this before I covered myself head to toe in baby oil... thanks a lot bro

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@theadammcintyre You don't understand. He was referring to the squirrels he fucks out in the woods. It's not sexist to humans.

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

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[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@Strawbracha @thefemiurge Like trying to guess someones sex with only their cup size. You can be pretty sure but you should probably get more context

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@samtemp1e dewalt and ryobi are like knockoff community college houses.

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@zerochills Wow great to see a club that lets all the men in first. Make the ladies wait outside for once.

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@DailyLoud imagine being murdered and the news uses a photo of you with Kenny G

[Deadbeat Boyfriend @RunDMCis]

@TrueAnonPod We need more details before I can laugh. Is this some lucky dog getting a handy or something more sinister?

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Fuck covid I want toe vids