Kansas Runner

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[아이보리🔥 @ladyleafeon18]

Sabías que cada vez que vas al gym y te entran pensamientos intrusivos de “que pereza” “me quiero ir”, esos pensamientos te los esta implantando telepáticamente Benjamín Netanyahu para que cuando venga a invadir tu país no tengas fuerza para ir a defenderlo??

Ve al gym 🫵🏻

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

One thing I find fascinating about hippos being one of the most dangerous animals in the world is that they’re vegetarian. Not omnivores. Completely plant-based. They have no interest in eating you. They just hate you for who you are. And I think that’s beautiful.

[✨ @magdalenepop]

need gas prices to do this soon

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly just love when the work day ends and I get to turn off Bad Computer and then turn on Good Computer

[Leo @leoxbtt]

Sinceramente, no tengo ningún deseo de ser rico para poder comprarme un Rolex o un Lamborghini.

Quiero ser rico para poder disponer de mi tiempo y poder ir al gimnasio a las 3 de la tarde de un lunes.

Para sentarme en una cafetería y relajarme durante una hora en una tarde lluviosa.

Para poder cocinar en casa con ingredientes frescos.

Gastar en mi familia y amigos sin preocuparme por el presupuesto.

Esa es mi idea de una vida rica, no la falsa idea consumista que nos han metido en la cabeza.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

If there are 7 rapists in a group chat and 50 men who say nothing, there are 57 rapists in the group chat.

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Candace Owens is the victim of a character assassination attempt because they cannot beat her rhetoric.

Who cares? She repented and is a Catholic now. None of us are perfect.

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

"I feel deep, profound embarrassment on behalf of the human race!"

Dave Smith becomes emotional after seeing the devastation in Gaza, claiming that no one from Israel will be held accountable.

📺 https://t.co/ijd96i3a7t

@piersmorgan | @ComicDaveSmith | @angertab

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Very real.

Count your blessings.

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

John McAfee, in one of his final messages to the world:

"Is there a deep state? Yes. Can we fire these people? No. Can presidents fire them? No."

"It's designed that way so that political parties and political interests cannot affect the deep state."

"Do you understand the nightmare of our situation, people?"

"Wake up people, please."

[shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。 @nikutaberuru]

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猫の腎臓をもっと強くして下さい。

[rinnn ✧ @snoowyiee]

“kerja udah 6 bulan masih aja salah”

bro… kita belajar ngunyah dr bayi aja sampe sekarang masih bisa kegigit lidah

[… @thiskimani]

“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream”

Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Right wingers: Billionaires aren’t the problem it’s actually trans people and immigrants

Billionaire: I am literally evil. I am not joking. I love being evil.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Horrible sign of American decline. This is the end goal of capitalism

[labala @CarlosTinoco00]

Me parece impresionante como la jornada laboral (8 horas) se hace ETERNA y el maldito fin de semana (48 horas) dura un abrir y cerrar de ojos

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

Saw this in a gallery today and I have literally never had such an immediate emotional response to a piece of art.