Runner's Humor

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[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

If my car can start in it, I can run in it. #winterrunning

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

Runners know that truth is in the windchill not the temperature. #winterrunning

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Seeing the look on people's faces makes running in extreme winter weather totally worth it! #winterrunning #snowbeastmode

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RT if you got running gear for Christmas!

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

Anyone else hating how early it gets dark now? It is totally cutting in on my run time! #winterrunning

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

#SignsYouAreARunner You frequently find yourself wearing shorts in temps below 45 degrees.

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

I have two settings: Hungry and Starving. #runnerproblems

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Have a feeling that the sign hanging in mile 5's Starbuck's restroom reserving it for "customers only" is directed at me #oops #poops

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2 miles is really far.... to swim

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For once I'd like my finisher's shirt to actually be a small. #newdress @runnergirlprobs

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

A fall run means going out of my way to step on the extra crunchy leaves! #fallrunning

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Fall running is great, but it always feels like I not am wearing the right amount of clothing. #toohot #toocold #fallrunning

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I like goals. I like to wave goodbye to them as I leave them in my dust #mentalprepping #raceweekend

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I cannot be held accountable for what I say during taper week. #tapertantrum #nerves #miledeprived

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

#SignsYouAreARunner you have the reoccurring nightmare of standing on the starting line without your shoes

[Andrew Wheating @AndrewWheating]

A long run is like time, it doesn't always go by very quickly but you will eventually get there.

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

I may be running 50% of normal mileage while in taper, but I am still eating 100%. #foodmonster #runger

[Runner's Humor @RunnersHumor]

Nail Salons should give 10% off for each missing toenail. It is only fair. #runnergirlproblems