@HankDesmondPhD Here's the rewrite. You're welcome, Hanky:
Trump's the first world leader to kiss up to Kim Jong Un.
While Barack Obama and Joe Biden distrusted this maggot, Trump is not afraid to pucker up and put his lips on Kim's ass.
In America, we should never suck off our enemies.
@EmilyandMe2 No surprise with the DISA and CISA doge-ing that kneecapped the federal infosec workforce. After all, isn't American cybersecurity just a silly waste of taxpayer money - money that can be better spent on a ballroom, gold filigree decorations, and a piss-poor pool repair job?
@EmilyandMe2 He couldn't outrun that wave.. what, with the bone spurs and the old age and the obesity and the circulatory issues and the laziness and the general stupidity not to run perpendicular to the shoreline and away from the incoming wave.