RushHourLines

Posting your favourite lines from the Rush Hour trilogy

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[Lee & Kenny speak mandarin]

"Why are you hanging out with 7/11?"

"7-11?"

"Because his mouth never closes"

Carter: Hey, I heard that

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Carter: She said I could have any girl I liked

Lee: Hurry up!

Carter: You don't jump in front of a black man at a buffet line, calm down!

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I ain't gonna hold back this time. I'ma pretend you a man... a very beautiful man, with the perfect body, who I'd like to take to the movies

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Which Rush Hour film is your favourite?

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Man, I'm up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some bimbo... does she have a friend?

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Carter: Why the hell didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?!

Lee: I said "mmm!"

Carter: What the hell is "mmm"?

Lee: mmm boom!

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Carter: "Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy. You can do that in China but you'll get your ass killed out here"

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This is the U.S. of James Carter now. I'm the president; I'm the emporer; I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Yo ass belong to me

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Carter: I should take yo ass to jail

Smoker: For what?

C: For what? Look at this!

S: That's just ma cigarette

C: THIS CIGA-WEED!

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"I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment. Now, Mr. Ricea-Roni cant even speak American"

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Ricky: You're Lee's American friend, right?

Carter: I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this robe fool you it's the only colour they had left

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[in Cantonese]
Kenny: Why are you with 7-11?
Lee: 7-11?
Kenny: His mouth never closes
[both laugh]

[in English]
Carter: Hey, I heard that

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Marsha: I have a thyroid condition!

Carter: Well, stop eating thyroids!

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Marsha: I want a lawyer!

Carter: You need a personal trainer! This licence says 180 pounds. You weigh more than the damn car, girl!

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[girl walks by]

Carter: Oo la la. Lee...

Lee: Stay focused; we're looking for Genevieve

Carter: Let's split up. I'll take the woman

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Came here to see Juntao coz he told me to come down here coz I'm his half brother! From Beijing. Me n him got the same mama! I'm blackanese!

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Lee: You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are

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When people start shooting white people ain't that cool. They either running round, hiding behind tables or screaming like: "AAGGHHH"

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Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink...
Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a goat!
Carter: Which word was 'goat'?

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Man in bar: That's just ma cigarette...

Carter: THIS CIGA-WEED!

#rushhour