Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore
Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love
I can't believe I just watched Morocco - Canada where the ref would give yellows for breathing a bit too loud immediately into France - Paraguay battle royale no items fox only final destination
My thing is, if the dark world truly is imaginary, and wasn't real in any way shape or form, and Susie truly was laying on the cold floor in a random closet instead of a bed in the dark world, then that means "The Roaring" is a meaningless threat that will have no effect at all
America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola