Mother from Russia

My name is Yuliya Jakov. You, however, my call me babushka. I will leave the bio telling to someone else. Thank you. The end.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

#onion Os prevent sexual abuse. @lionhellokitty

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

@cantsaythat but if you get enough, you can make just one roach out of them.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

In Russia, there all peoples have either XY or YY chromosomes. You're either man or inviable gamete.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

These are the cartoons we watch in Siberia. http://t.co/gkfLIrWo

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

Ean dRusha de men are men end the whemen are moore men.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

#CountyMarket http://t.co/czpeK5JH

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

In Russia, acid trip you.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

In Russia, we don't get hurricanes, only himicanes.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

“@cantsaythat: Kasi is definitely not from Russia” Dis is obbious, know?

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

If you kiss me don't be sassy. Use your tongue and make it nasty.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

Back in old country, the issue of gay marriage was easy; everyone was man.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

When you are Russian for food, there is no time for Stalin.

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

@linnybrown what is you do?

[Mother from Russia @RussianMother]

Mother know. Mother know everything.