Russell “Unc” Morris

VU alum ‘81 | former social chair | (3x) former husband | titty bar regular | chlamydia survivor | MD @ Salomon Brothers

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Yes, I’ll have the prime rib. Yes, I’ll do a baked potato with that. Yes, I want the CFP game put on. And yes, I’ll be having a few beers.

Any more ridiculous questions?

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

@BearsCocks @VandyTracker Indiana the year before Mendoza vs Vanderbilt the year before Pavia. If anyone should get credit for changing Indiana football it’s Cignetti or even Kurtis Rourke. Respectfully

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

A team that went 11-1 and made the playoffs last season “wasn’t supposed to be in this position.” Thankfully Indiana got Heisman favorite Mendoza to really turn their program around #bullshit

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Fernando Mendoza’s post game interview is everything 🥹

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Only the top 4 conference champions should get auto bids into the CFP. There’s no reason why 2 of the ACC, Sun Belt, and American champs should get in. This JMU team would get blown out by Arkansas

[Leopold Vaughn @LeopoldVaughn73]

Something to ponder

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Try to tax this Mayor Mamdani

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Free drinks on the plane. The flight attendant might want me #doresby90

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

A certain political party isn’t fooling me today with their “healthy” options #gameday #mcdonaldsmonopoly #BKKAK

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Like a kid in a candy store

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Skatt trick in NY #lifeisgood

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Keegan has to start strong with his lineup tomorrow.

If I were him, I'd send the alt shot pairing of English & Morikawa out first and send a message.

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Rory McIlroy hates that I’m having a day today #landofthefree

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Breakfast of champions. Team Europe WILL be hearing from me today 🇺🇸

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

I got my hands on free Friday Ryder Cup tickets. Mathematically speaking, I now have $1000 to spend at the merch tent. I don’t make the rules #usa #whatisakilometer

[Franz Gershowitz @FranzGershowitz]

The difference between me and you is that I get drunk to be hungover the following morning so I can complain all day and make groaning sounds whereas you get drunk to be social and have a good time with friends. There are levels to this shit. #HungJaundice #BabyBackRibs

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

@NUCLRGOLF I’m far from an Akshay fan but I root for him to hole out so I don’t have to see him use that dumb broomstick putter

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

You think your life is difficult? My country club is closed this week so I’m having to play a public with these conditions #puttingforeagle

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

The country club is closed for maintenance today so I’m forced to play a public course #adversity

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

Call me Dale Earnhardt the way I’m turning left

[Russell “Unc” Morris @RussMorris]

4th of July scramble at the country club canceled due to lightning. My opps have won the battle but I’ll win the war