If Vince Russo Booked Disney World

“Hey Mickey, bro! I gotta lotta great ideas that I think you’ll love.”

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

There's NO QUESTION that @WaltDisneyWorld & @UniversalORL are in bed together-NONE. Several things don't add up. When you look at the entire picture it becomes evident. I'm going to invite Mickey on the new "Truth with Consequences" to lay this all out. Bro - YOU'RE BEING WORKED.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro, it’s a worked shoot.

I stole Buzzy myself in ordah to work dah marks, bro. They’re all cryin on their Facebooks, bro.

It’s gonna get all dah dirtsheets talking about Disney World.

[Orange County Sheriff's Office @OrangeCoSheriff]

ARRESTED: Patrick Spikes, 24, sits behind bars and faces charges of burglary, grand theft, and dealing in stolen property. He entered a restricted area of Disney, stole over $7,000 in items and resold them. Special thanks to the tireless efforts of our Sector 6 detectives.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Hear me out bro, Spaceship Earth at EPCOT is boring, toired, and stale.

I got an oidea on how we can replace it...

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro, Mahvel let me book dah ending to dah Endgame movie.

Swerving them all around, bro.

They wouldn’t let me do dah Ant-Man thing though. That woulda really worked all the mahks, bro.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

This was moi idear, bro!

Coke is now Star Wars cannon.

Luke Skoiwalkah loves drinkin him a noice cold Coke on a warm Summah’s day.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro, I’m gonna put all dah Star Wars Land fastpasses on a pole and let them dumb mahks fight over ‘em.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro, I swerved Disney World today by bringing in Manning and Tyree instead of Brady and Edelman. The true #SuperBowl greats.

Gotta continue to work dah marks, bro.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro I’m so disappointed dat Mistah Bob Iger didn’t accept my idea of “dining plans on a pole match”.

It woulda changed Disney World dining forevah...

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro we’re gonna hold a reverse battle royal to determine who gets into dah Magic Kingdom.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro, I say that Disney should buy dah Hard Rock brand and re-open Hahd Rawk Pahk on top of Hard Rock Stadium in Moiami, bro!

#CFBPlayoff⁠ ⁠⁠#RollTide⁠ #BoomerSooner⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Walt, happy birthday bro!

We should dig up his frozen head and put it in a Christmas reskin of dah Haunted Mansion.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

BRO, I am happy to announce that for Thanksgiving I am changing the name of all of dah arcades on propahty to dah Starrcade.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

BRO, I carry two laptops too.

One for booking the DUBYUH-CEE-DUBYUH reboot and one for booking all the new Disney World roids I’m coming up with.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro I sweah tah gawd, once Disney World starts doing my ideas, it’s gonna be Doubleyuh-Dee-Doubleyuh that’s trending #1 world-woide.

Then we’ll be dah ones doing the #NXTTakeOver.

[Triple H @TripleH]

#1 Worldwide trend already... BRO!
#NXTTakeOver

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

It should be revealed at the end of the moine train roid dat Snow White is sleeping with one of dah dwarves, bro.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro, I’m so glad that @WaltDisneyWorld listened to my oi-dea and got rid of that crappy IllumiNations show.

I got plans for a new show with a big screen on a pole in dah middle of dah lagoon, bro.

CG-OI effects everywhere, it’s gonna be great bro. #MakeEPCOTGreatAgain

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

BRO, I say we take out dah Pooh roide and turn it intah “Mr. Hardy’z Wild Roide” with a Z, bro.

Ya end up going on a coked out trip and dropping off dah Hell in a Cell and ending up in actual hell, bro.

#HIAC

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Food and wine festival?

Is that what it’s called when the mell-in-e-alls complain every time I pitch a new roide idea?

I’m just trying tah save Disney World, bro!

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro I want Madonna in ‘er #VMAs garb on the Jungle Cruise stat.

[If Vince Russo Booked Disney World @RussoWDW]

Bro I sweah tah gawd we gotta close down dah TTA and bring back Rocket Rahds.

It’ll be different than Disneyland and it’ll work this toime, I promise, bro.