Tobias Burden

You're all gonna be down here with me soon

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

Oh good.

My favorite day of the year

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@PW_NEO @GiftedGresham @NeilsonSpeaks and @CKHimself

... ouchfuck.

That is all...

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@1r1n4MeansIrina @CKHimself Dammit kid, I demand Phil Collins or higher

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

One opponent is excited, one opponent doesn't even realize what kind of fucking match we're in, and the third has been - as of this point - totally silent.

I missed this.

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

@GojiAlbino @DeathBySuplex @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @GiftedGresham @CKHimself Just like trying to check your peripheral vision in that giant rubber shit mask, I guess.

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

Jesus Christ why was I following Griffen Hawkins?

No, no more.

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

@GojiAlbino @DeathBySuplex @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @GiftedGresham @CKHimself Nah I own that, I just mean you. In particular. Fuck off. Back to monster movies and grumbling about how CGI replaced your heroes back in 98.

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@CKHimself @GiftedGresham @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks Less chairs, a LOT more shit.

Have you never seen a Fans Bring The Weapons match?

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@GojiAlbino @DeathBySuplex @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @GiftedGresham @CKHimself You can fuck right off.

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@GiftedGresham @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @CKHimself That's the spirit.

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@DeathBySuplex @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @GiftedGresham @CKHimself My Sephora membership paying off

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@CKHimself @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @GiftedGresham Them's the breaks lad.

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

@SmokeonWaters @DeathBySuplex @PW_NEO @NeilsonSpeaks @GiftedGresham @CKHimself My trip to space camp got cancelled, Seph

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

@PW_NEO I imagine he found it on a note, trampled in the gutter.

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

Kid's like a guy that got stood up by his date...

@CodeRedCRW, the cocktease of professional wrestling seemingly

[Tobias Burden @RustedKnuckles]

@ArkiaFiskJones #OOC See? Nice and civil

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@ArkiaFiskJones #OOC You smell like turning dick cheese. Go shower seven times or immolate yourself you disgusting fuck.

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Me as a locker room leader? Hilarious