scholar of the first simp

the little things are everything

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A drawing by Jay Lender from “SpongeGuard on Duty.”

[audrey @phlegmme]

Working with kids

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

@ellaguro it quite literally is incidental music lol
https://t.co/F9g4bAcWb2

[yareli @alittleyareli]

niggas are gonna do to "database consumption" what they did to "death of the author" i can already see it lmao

[Semamaque 9️⃣ @earthdistance]

To prove why Fantano is not really a critic of “music” but a critic of “aesthetic”, imagine his review of some Bach unaccompanied harpsichord piece. All he would have to say is shit like “There was this twinkling, glistening Harpsichord sound. This ornate baroque harpsichord sou

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[trevy @chillextremist]

Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war

[miau ☀ //Vgen OPEN! @LeunKon]

Arceus en peru

[Nyoom🏳️‍⚧️ @nyoomers]

Mang0 was banned from melee brackets for sexual harrassment while intoxicated at an event on stream. I think letting him evade this ban through Rivals 2 at Evo is insane it’s not like he got banned from melee for a melee reason he got banned because of sexual harrassment.

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

is jay baruschel the only human being to have been born with the igor accent

[ਜੀਵਨ ਰਾਏ🔻🇵🇸 @jeevanrai]

The ruling class seek to end the Information Age. They notice the strong correlation between youth and leftism; they rightly conclude that online access to community knowledge has turned the public against them; and they’ve decided the next generation must simply be brainwashed.

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

cyclists are such larpers man put the fuckin lycra away you aren't an athlete

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

@CandyyAshes thanks!

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

On one hand, Fantano engages with music deeply and methodically. He treats cataloguing music as like a solemn obligation, and I think there are listeners whose minds work the same way. But there’s not much joy, wit or insight in his criticism. It’s so flat and obligatory.

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

@messeduppcs @danghentschel should bring this character back

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

@jumang4423 this is just a baby toy you put stickers on, stuck a usb cable under the corner, and added a bunch of sfx to the video of. my 2 yo nephew literally has it.

[scholar of the first simp @rusticIoaf]

@joanmidion they look at u like you're ill if you aren't wearing the upper class wasp family uniform like bro I'm just trying to look at some seals

[Lan @ad0rnai]

eating out anywhere that’s not fine dining or farm to table has become a humiliation ritual

here’s your sysco slop plate topped with a yuzu ponzu sauce it’s going to be $35