lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.
I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."
Today’s Bear of the Day is Tyson from Bear Sanctuary Domazhyr in Ukraine!
Tyson is a male brown bear who spent 16 years in inhumane conditions before being rescued and brought to the sanctuary in 2017! He lives with his partner, Mashutka, and loves relaxing in his pond! #beartwt