Jaimie

23 and obsessed with a masked band atm
8/23/23 - Saw silly little Satanic Pope band
7/18/25 - first time in the pit

[Risotto Broad @esthers_ghost]

Rare small business owner W

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

7 hours is a kids full day at school.

7 hours is a flight from Minneapolis to Dublin.

7 hours is a workday.

7 hours is 20 episodes of your favorite sitcom.

7 HOURS IS A FUCKING LONG TIME.

SEND THOSE BOYS TO PRISON.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Have we considered letting immigrants write an essay instead of deporting them?

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AMERICA YOU IMPEACHED A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A WOMAN... BUT YOU WON'T IMPEACHE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT FOR HAVING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH CHILDREN... MULTIPLE CHILDREN 🤬😠 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA 🤬😠😡

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

They just rescued 163 kidnapped kids in underground cages with duct tape over their mouths from a human trafficking ring in Florida and it hasn’t been on the news once because it’s 3 white maga Christian dudes that ran it. Take all the time you need with that one

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I walked outside and smelled smoke and freaked out thinking my house was on fire, but then I remembered it’s not my house it’s just my planet.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to 'Make America Healthy Again' have given America:

The worst measles outbreak since 1991
The worst screwworm outbreak in 60 years
The worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in years

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[🎰 @Am_hailey]

After my mom passed in 2012 we did a balloon release every year on the anniversary of her passing UNTIL we were told how bad it was for the planet and for wildlife. Now we plant something in her honor every year instead. And all I’m saying is sometimes it’s important to change traditions when you realize they have a negative impact.

(I’m looking at you, fireworks.)

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

since Trump is now referring to us as
“Dumb-ocrats,” i propose that we start calling his party “Rape-ublicans.”

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

someone complaining about the jackass float at pride and i was like jackass has always been for the gays and someone else goes DAMN RIGHT. it was steveo lmao

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

“Sorry bro, you can’t hang with us.
You cheat on your wife.”

This is what should be normalized

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[cass 🧛🏽‍♀️ @hiddlswift]

descobrindo que o plano de saude do eric dane negou pra ele enfermeiras e que a familia tinha que se revezar pra tomar conta dele. país DESGRAÇADO esse eua onde nem um homem rico pode ter uma enfermeira

[NeroTsumi 🪄🍮 @KuroSekaiAnime]

PHYSICAL VIDEO GAMES SHOULDNT NEED TO BE INSTALLED, THEY SHOULD BE IN THE DISK LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS