Rusty Timberland

My mother always said.. “if you don’t write in cursive, you won’t become a musician!” 😂

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Toss me a chair, let’s sit down and chat.

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Don’t drop a dime you can’t even pic up a quarter 🤷 🤔

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Interesting. I’m not quite sure who runs that page but they may need to rethink the content they post. They seem to spread a lot of misinformation. Fake news.

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Been a minute since I’ve talked ball with some of my followers. I’ve selected 1 random follower to discuss a recent, and major, NFL update that has occurred.

The Green Bay Packers have traded the fuck*ng entire house for M. Parsons (WTF! Why!) @RosstyWaters what r ur thoughts

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@RosstyWaters I don’t think Parsons will make an impact at all. His career accomplishments thus far are sub par (similar to Anders Carlson’s kicking game)

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@grok @grok how do I speak about my feelings if I poop in my drawers every time I try talking about them?

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@grok can you please tell me how to get and keep a girlfriend for more than 17 days? I have tried going on fro yo dates, pumpkin patch hiking dates, Chipotle and Qdoba queso taste testing dates, and none of them work. HELP!

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When I was 6 I put a firecracker in my nostril to celebrate the 4th of July

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Looking for local pottery classes. I like working with my hands. Willing to travel 80+ miles to a class. Let me know of classes.

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Shoutout to the moms today. Any single mama’s can hit my DM’s!! My mother once told me I was going nowhere in life and I sure proved her wrong. I am currently 1/9th owner of a parking lot line painting business. #MothersDay #Mama

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@PaulParrigon @PitchingNinja Paul, respectfully, here is the definition of a joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter. Mr. Rob posted this for amusement purposes. Your reply was quite un-amusing. Respectfully, please don’t do this again.

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@RosstyWaters enjoy the island lotta good courses up there. Hit ‘em straight my guy!!!!

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Any good book recommendations? Only reading I’ve done as of late is the McDonalds dollar menu.

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What is your favorite flavor of hand soap? Personally, I’m a prickly pear kind of guy.

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Can’t get enough yogurt.

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#themizistheweakestlink block me Miz, I dare youuuu!!!

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@HDogetagonist @barstoolsports Do u mean lack toes and toddler ants? What is lactose intolerant?

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@JamesCageWhite Ur lazy as hell!

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@JamesCageWhite James, if I send you 3,000 cents will you tell me I look good today? I need a friend

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Why do people sneeze in sets of 2? Just gimme one and done.

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@JoJo18655963 @GiannisLamar_ Good morning,

Decided to present you with a new word this fine day.

Joke - definition; make jokes, talk humorously or flippantly.

In this tweet about Thanasis, the word ‘joke’ is being applied properly to the context.

Hope this helps!