Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo

I mean, it's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules.

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

My new least favorite phrase: “well, Sarah’s got it handled” 🫠

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

After every single flight getting delayed, cancelled, or rebooked, I shouldn’t be surprised that my carry on that was forced to be checked got left in Montreal on the last flight home. Thank you @AirCanada for making travel unbearable.

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

The 10 minute All Too Well hits different live

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

Having neighbors who genuinely care about your well being and really look out for you are a real blessing 🙏🏼

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

People watching at planet fitness is a whole other level of entertainment

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

The best way to describe yesterday: dreamy 😌

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

Rolling up to work with my alt music blasting to put everyone on notice

[k 💫 @ethelcaining]

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

democrats to republicans right now

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

It’s days like today I contemplate shaving my head 🫠🤣 #toohotforhair

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

@GhippyCranata Excuse me? 🥺

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

“The whole point of room service is for it to be fahncy and boujee”
-my (fairy) Godmother

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

There is nothing like the hype you get from a group of 8th & 9th grade girls who like your outfit 🥰🤣

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

The condescension is real right now and I’ve never been so over it😒

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

“How’s your mental health?”
Me: Oh it’s great! I spilled an entire cup of coffee on one of my ADHD doom piles and while simultaneously laughing and crying about it I told @GhippyCranata my solution was to just pack up and move. So yeah, really good. 🥴

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

It’s all fun and games until you lose power and all your smart lights won’t turn off after it comes back on at 1am 🥴

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

I understand the need for going to Barnes and Noble when you’re looking for a specific book, but if you’re just looking to shop and see what you can find, I highly recommend library bookstores. Looking at $10.54

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

I forgot how addicting working out can be but I’m here for it

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

Should have just stayed in bed this morning 🙃

[Sarah 🧜🏼‍♀️ Ruvo @Ruvo92]

When your husband works at the fruit stand so you know how to fix a coworker’s phone issue, but when you tell them exactly what to do they say “okay, I’m just gonna look that up”, rinse and repeat 🥴