Orbital Drop Shock Technician

Semi-functional tacmed LARPer. Always aspiring to reach new heights in knuckle-dragger shenanigans. 1v1 me AR starts on Valhalla. John 1:17.

[Mike VonSteuben @MikeVonsteuben]

@Mericamemed Imagine asking for permission lol.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@PaultempsTbk @ReactionaryLuma Uh, sir, that's the Halo Professor to plebians like you and me.

(Screenshot taken from a video of mine he had taken down because it showed him talking down to his teammates and breaking his controller after we shit on him in the Halo 5 Beta)

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@WiggerMaggot We found him. The Halo Mensa president.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@FadedGray404 @ReactionaryLuma You'd think accusing the people that you, in theory, depend on to buy your product in order to keep your paychecks coming of not being fans would be discouraged. Especially in a server dedicated to that fandom. Evidently not when you have Microsoft backing your smug incompetence.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@CptDuDuBronze @ReactionaryLuma I bought Halo 5 used, and the only reason I even touched Infinite was because it was free to play on multiplayer and later went to GamePass for campaign. This from someone who bought the H2 Collector's Edition, as well as the H3 and Reach Legendary Editions. Not a real fan, tho.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@Nin10Nostalgia

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@MedicNamedHope Had something similar happen this year. State claimed I hadn't withheld for school district taxes. Resubmitted my paperwork and carefully explained to them how to read the line on the fucking W2 where it clearly denoted the exact amount they claimed they didn't get. Cocksuckers.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@DissentFu This is even funnier considering it sounds like you most likely stole half your ex's shit and FO'd across the country to "live your best life". Imagine playing life on easy mode and still losing in the end.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@bmitori Also,

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@LeadingReport It's not a claim. It was proven in court. With video evidence. And multiple eyewitnesses. And forensics.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@ShitpostRock2 WATCH OUT FOR SADDLER'S WANG

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@3c3c1d11940927 @evolved117 Yeah, good point. Chief is in cryo for the H3-H4 time jump.

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

"Feminine Frieza, that's what I call him. Many are calling him that. He looks so unmanly. Feminine Frieza won't know what hit him, and I tell ya, these boys are the kinds of immigrants we are looking for. They're so strong. Frieza calls them monkeys. I don't know about that"

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@TheRoyalSerf Vegeta used the Dragonballs to make himself taller instead of sticking to immortality. Now that's character development.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@ImBreckWorsham Another shitty psyop attempt.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

"But Chief, how does slaughtering legions of humanity's greatest existential threats make you feeeeel?"

The Reddit-tier therapy speak in what's supposed to be escapism is getting so tiresome.

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@evolved117 It does kind of make it funny if you imagine their entire time together through the years is just Cortana constantly nagging Chief to "embrace his humanity" for absolutely no reason.

[Miikoto🇻🇦 @Moth865]

*taps sign*

[Orbital Drop Shock Technician @Rvckus]

@zeddikins It was there at one point, but it was called to march on Isengard.