Sgt. Bash

I've been benched for this series. I'm not bitter about it though.. I mean, sometimes you save the best til last right?....RIGHT??? *parody account*

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

Here's to you, puny human! 🍷🍻 https://t.co/53oH9fBcC3

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

That's a good shout @RWSirKillalot! How would I proceed for a successful radio career @CCfunkandsoul? hit me up!! https://t.co/uy6VXCGsOB

[Sir Killalot @RWSirKillalot]

@RWBash you have a design for radio. I’m sure that you’ll have a successful career at it.

I’d talk to @CCfunkandsoul about it.

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

It also occurs to me that #SaturdayNightBash is a great name for a TV show! Failing that, radio. All offers considered!

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

I just downed my own weight in hydraulic oil and I feel fabulous!! #SaturdayNightBash

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

.@supernova_rw mmmm, do you know just how much I want to pince those tyres? 😈😍

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

5. This "thing".... #ThingsICanBurnAndPince #TICBAP #BringBackBash

[Tom Doyle @MrKillalot365]

Well its not long to go before @UKRobotWars starts and I cannot wait. Also I'm looking forward to the release of @RWBash's new book.

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

4. This "human" #ThingsICanBurnAndPince #TICBAP #BringBackBash

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

3. This can of deodorant #ThingsICanBurnAndPince #TICBAP

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

2. A toffee crisp #ThingsICanBurnAndPince #TICBAP #BringBackBash

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

1. Ream of paper #ThingsICanBurnAndPince #TICBAP #BringBackBash

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

I'm going to post some excerpts from my new book "Bash: Things I can burn and pince" - it's truly "riveting" stuff #TICBAP

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

I'm just gonna leave this here.. Did you know this song was inspired by me? https://t.co/Dkm7n2wo7t #SexyBash #BringBackBash

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

@MissHannahBe @RobotWarsUK I'll bet you missed me too! But am I on the new series? No, No I'm not... Typical right? #BringBackBash

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

Of course, you're right.. I offer you my sincerest apologies Professor. #ApologeticBash #ProfessorOfMyHeart https://t.co/GHkcY2M1YC

[Noel Sharkey @NoelSharkey]

@RWBash @henrylowe99 That is Professor to you Sergeant

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

@NoelSharkey @henrylowe99 Thank you Sharkey.. I'll send you a free* copy. *subject to a processing fee of £23.99 + P&P £4.99

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

This guy... Asking the RIGHT questions.. #BringBackBash https://t.co/4OKHIBTKQY

[Sgt. Bash @RWBash]

.@NoelSharkey @henrylowe99 Me, bothered. No, I'm really busy writing a book anyway.. "Bash: Things I can burn and pince" #BestSeller

[Noel Sharkey @NoelSharkey]

@henrylowe99 Poor old Sarge didn’t make the cut. It was sad that there was not room and it was really bothered about it. Weren’t you @RWBash

[Nat Owen-Burns @Natowenburns]

@RWBash I knew we'd be mates 😁😁