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[eli yudin @eliyudin]

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s. it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Here’s RFK’s plan:

1. Claim vaccines cause autism

2. Push vaccine skepticism, lower vax rates

3. Create autism registry - people avoid getting a diagnosis to stay off it

4. Point to the decrease in autism diagnoses as “proof” vaccines cause autism

[Ⓙⓞⓔ in Technicolor™ @RxScripTease]

And the helicopter drone is carrying a piece of fabric from the original wright plane 🥺

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

@elonmusk We are on Mars.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

@elonmusk We are on Mars.

[Ⓙⓞⓔ in Technicolor™ @RxScripTease]

What is an ethics course like in a business curriculum? Like, "Hi, in your last class they taught you on the importance of generating the most profit possible, here are some unethical ways you can achieve exactly that goal"

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

hi what if we just did healthcare, childcare, and maternity leave instead

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Incredibly funny to anyone who’s been alive long enough to remember when Republicans used to accuse women of having extra babies to extend their welfare benefits.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

108 of the 135 Cardinals who are going to be eligible to vote in the next Papal Conclave were consecrated by Francis.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Which is why Elon Musk is coming on 3 times this month to explain why doge is so epic

[Ⓙⓞⓔ in Technicolor™ @RxScripTease]

Maybe our political leaders shouldn't own companies(?) 🤔

[jaredkeithwhite @jaredkeithwhite]

@orikron If this is even an option, it will set the tone of relations and trade for the next 100 years. No one will forgive china for seizing assets for a singular company as a form of political power wielding.

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

The people whose “churches” look like stadiums are calling the Pope evil because he told you to love thy neighbor

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

carrying 3k in cash is very MS 13 behavior

[Ⓙⓞⓔ in Technicolor™ @RxScripTease]

I can't imagine what the next pope will be like because honestly the last one was a bit of a banger RIP

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Thank goodness they only shot up a bunch of college kids and no Teslas were hurt.

[jezebel⚢ @MaryJaneWAPson]

Disney genuinely owes the guy who made this theory money

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

This is not coincidence. Autism is driven by organic food sales.

[Hat 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @TheHatalwayswin]

Star Wars is a perfect example of why you should never let fans run a franchise:

[Andy Boreham 安柏然 @AndyBxxx]

“Chinese peasants.”

[Carlos @agent_of_change]

Prediction: this will cause exactly zero problems for the people of China